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What a goal that is

Danny Simpson conceding a penalty from backing off

Zabaleta for that penalty

Excellent is stretching it a lot. He made a few decent saves and punches and then fucked up for the goal. If Krul played like that people would think it was a poor performance IMO

*September. Actually I think I remember some people saying they'd win the league easy after the first game of the season against Burnley when they scored that class goal

He's played underage for England hasn't he? How the fuck did that happen?

I'm fucking loving this. Mourinho should be sacked if he doesn't win the league with this squad

Seeing Chelsea getting beat has cheered you up Mou off the top as it stands, still can't believe City p*ssed it away again Burnley. He's struggling tactically for balance which is unusual considering the start they made tho the season. Think the have to play Cesc as a number 10 and get a more dynamic partner for Matic personally they lack drive in the middle of the park for me. Bingo! Cesc number 10, and Ramirez alongside Matic. So obvious. No idea why Fabregas plays so deep. He'd get 3 assists a game further up the pitch. Oscar and Willian don't do anything near enough as far as assists and goals go. I know many will disagree but I don't think Oscar is good enough to start for a team like Chelsea. Does work very hard to be fair though

It's like Carver doesn't even know why we don't like Pardew

Yes scoring for the first time in about two years will prove he isn't shit

That scoreboard is Geordie tastic

He'd probably take a draw now tbh. Don't forget that Pardew said our draw at Turf Moor was the best point we'd got all season. I wanted to kill myself after that first half, being that negative against Burnley

You have to admire how little they give a fuck about anybody else

Merson thinks there was a conspiracy against Chelsea the other day. The bloke is mentally challenged

Thank the Lord

Nice of you to suggest I 'love Pardew' Gouffran is shit. I agree. I'd rather see HBA. But, I'd sacrifice both to see Aarons secured onto a decent contract. We need two wingers not just one

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Not that I want him, I definitely don't want him but he has done a class job at Ipswich

I reckon he should've been given more time. Never got a fair crack of the whip over the course of 4 years. I find it hilarious when people say he hasn't been able to buy his own players. He's fucking lucky he didn't, we'd be in league 1 by now

I'm getting pissed anyway. It's over, it has to be

Don't even try to fight it, you are one of us now

We've been hearing that since Monday

Seems to be doing a great job. Krul hasn't improved in 3-4 years, Alnwick can't catch a ball and Elliott can't move

Bantz

Tear in my eye ffs. Pls make it happen