triggs

Balotelli scored 8 goals outside of set pieces last season or so I was told

Just now or throughout his career?

Ive completely torn my ligaments and it is painful as fuck tbf If he tore his ligaments I doubt he'd have been able to recover so quick

Well, it fucking hurts. It does. I actually have a lot trouble with my ankle when I play sport but no need to stay down for ages when if he got up he would run it off in seconds

Guy twists his ankle and acts like he's been shot

Zabaleta own goal

Class from Sturridge

Demichelis has been brilliant the last 9 months or so including the world cup

Money well spent on Lovren

Two weeks then

They bought him for 12000 euro this summer

MaNeuer

Espanyol have equalised in the 103rd minute

Why is the crowd noise so low in this game?

He's neat and tidy on the ball, rarely gives it away. To be honest that's more than I was expecting, I thought he was a complete clogger

The Gouffran special

It doesn't fucking matter how good you are in two thirds of the pitch you fucking idiot

Not surprised, Villa are dire and haven't bought anyone of note to get people through the door all summer. Happy just to exist, like us. Think Sanchez will be good for them but he's a defensive midfielder so not one to get too excited about

Doubt it, even with Pardew because Colback would be in centre mid on his own

why do you have so many Newcastle players

A fucking coward on the ball

Not exactly a difficult prediction to make. Aye

It's all on you Siem

Goalscoring is all on De Jong this season

Take off Gouffran you fucking coward