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Realistically Shelvey can't be any worse than any of our existing centre mids. Having said that neither can my cat but I wouldn't sign him for £12m either.

I gave up on that about a week before he scored his first. Typical.

Did Jill put her 50p bet on?

Colback should go join Meek Mill, wherever he is.

We need to sign this Lloyd lass.

What the fuck is going on?

More cowardice from Bale as he takes a shot from 25 yards out.

I love how long Boateng was falling for. Man must have had at least 5 seconds to think about where to move and what to change his name to before he hit the floor.

Messi pls.

Speaking of blocked drains I remember when a sewer pipe burst in the toilets at work. Until today's performance from us that was the most shit I'd ever seen in my life.

I got 12/1. Was getting excited there for a second. Thanks Clichy.

Went with 2-2.

Comedy goal from a comedy club.

Man U 3-1 / Chelsea 3-1 double. 195/1.

What's everyone going with for this Liverpool / Swansea in-play offer then chaps?

Thank f***, because that's what I did. Cheers man. Did Liverpool double chance pre-match for an overall potential £25 profit, and an Arsenal win in-play for an overall potential £32 profit.

Getting on this in-play offer for bet 365. I placed my bet before the match with my own money, but how do place my in-play bet? Am I staking my own cash again or should it show up as a free bet somewhere?

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Koeman urging his team on to score more at 6-0 up. Sigh.

16 points for Dorrans today and I would assume a few more to come once the bonus points get handed out. He's on my bench.

Think I read it was around 40 more passes than Thiago who held the record. When you do the math it's quite mental. More than 1 pass every 30s. Wonder what's Xavi's record for us. Can't find it besides one game where he got to 183. We just letting s*** like this fly now then?

I'm giving it some serious thought. Will keep you in the loop!

So depressed about the situation we find ourselves in all I can really bring myself to do is laugh. If I ever find myself going on x-factor my sob story will be Newcastle United.