Chicane

Sorry guys just another shit "joke" This is class

Only 2.5 years? Worrying.

Worried now

£50m to £1m Life comes at you fast

Everton's response:

So can we add Downie to the list of alcoholic journos who cover us? Edwards and his wine and at least one other I can't recall atm

"Hello Blue Bill, Amanda here. We're *not* offering you £22.5m and Longstaff for Digne. Do you *not* accept?"

Enjoying all the transfer madness honestly

Keith "180" Downie

Romano:

Well the point was that Townsend did well, we all liked him but he left cause of the relegation Sorry I guess

Exactly lol. Hopefully we don't get f'in relegated is what I'm saying

Hopefully this isn't an Andros Townsend type signing

Good ol Kieran Tripper

That all sounds like surprisingly shrewd business. Expected us to get fleeced to fuck all things considered right now.

LFG!

Sunday Monday

Top fucking first bit of business if this goes through

"Mute point" always really annoys me for some reason

My memories of Colo's last few seasons here are not as fond as some I guess Seem to recall him trying to force a move back to Argentina every chance he got, right in the middle of terrible runs of form when we were in need of leadership

Liverpool then Man City

What about Albert Luque? All I really remember about him was he was terrible on FM and a pain in the ass to shift cause of his high wages

Champions League? More league bush league eh eh eh?

We barely even have a Colback or Anita