Chicane

That'll do pigs, that'll do

Would love a fourth

"Pardhowe" - Someone in the match thread before kick off

YES!

Mackems losing

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

"We don't need subs where we're going" - Eddie Howe apparently

Wee man scores in time to promote the new Jackass movie

COOOOOOME ON!

Lascelles with more heel/face turns than the Big Show

GO ON

fuck it

Literally don't care about the performances at this point, just need to steal a victory however we can

Such an overreaction to not including a player that's been in the country, what, 3 days? We all wanna see him and we all know our situation but this isn't THAT unreasonable

please just win

Pardew and Kinnear, fucking hell Can it get any worse? Literally?

"Tactical nous" The man himself has said he doesn't do tactics!

What's Rangnick been like for them so far? Thought he'd do well but doesn't seem so

Ofc Luke couldn't wait to get his tongue back up Cabbagehead's arse

So wait, did they sign Defoe as a player?! Or manager? lol

I think I posted on this board the other day saying this - it's literally a cult. "Celebrity" is a cult - that includes athletes and teams. Their fans are actually followers who immediately look to defend them above all else. Rational thinking be damned, how do I defend my leader?

Bring yer kid to work day

Twitter is just a cesspit. An absolute virtual dumping ground.

100% this. "Uprooting his family" holds little water for me. We're in England, it ain't that hard to get around from one place to another, the country ain't that big Sounds like he'd rather just have a paid holiday for 6 months. Fuck him.

Can't fault the owners I don't think, done some good work in bringing in players considering the position we're in. Really hope it's enough to keep us up