Chicane

Just need Easy Ryder to chime in with his usual negativity to complete the night

Basically at the end of this I reckon Ashley has just got himself a free £17m or whatever the deposit thing was :frantic:

It landed for a minute or two then went back up and started circling. Fuck knaas what's happening. Ashley’s been reading this thread and figured it would be a good laugh to dispatch his helicopter to Farnborough, have it land briefly and then circle the air above it to send yous in a frenzy Would hoenstly not surprise me if this were true tbf We all know he's a petty fucker

Hold on, is Colback STILL here?!

Our fans insist on giving him the attention he wants, it's weird

Telling Bruce he'll have "every chance" is a nice way to keep him motivated and hopefully stop him relegating the club in the mean time. Once we're safe he'll be binned. Of course, they could probably just as easily motivate him with the offer of free bacon sandwiches I suppose. Also not sure how much difference it makes to his "performance" whether he is motivated or not but hey, they don't want him relegating their £300m investment is the point I'm making.

You're right, my bad

I know this is off-topic but honestly, has any country in the world handled this pandemic worse than us? Brazil maybe?

Sorry fuhrer

The Longstaffs are using this place as their source. It all (literally) comes full circle.

There's like a million planes massed over Germany and almost nothing elsewhere. Reckon they might be planning an attack

This thread just continues to plumb new depths

He'll become a ghost. Ghost Ryder

Well bored of this whole thing now honestly

Just send the thread to the Saudi embassy, they'll make sure it's never seen again

But why would we want to look at it without NUFC bias? That's like saying "looking at it without me bias, objectively speaking my wife should probably leave me"

I agree with Wullie Hopefully I get an invite to the clique now Too sweet me brother :frantic:

Feel that way about a bunch of players like Gouffran, Obertan, Marveaux etc. from the Pardew era

You add Kurt Angle to the mix, our chances of being taken over drastic go down.

Why do so many insist on sharing what Richard Keys has to say? Just let the fucker remain in obscurity ffs

Why not bring in Ant and Dec as co-managers? And Jimmy Nail as Chief Scout?

Just for a laugh, what was KFCkalia's 10pm update?

It happen?

Imagine going from Barca's training facilities to ours