Chicane

An American consortium called REM have taken over and can’t cancel their Telegraph subscription I see. Hopefully they're shiny, happy people.

the fucks goin on in here now?

we rich yet?

The minute they sit down and speak with Bruce they'll know he's a mess and understand what must be done.

It's time.

Hasn't Rafa himself said that as a manager you basically hope for a ~70% success rate with signings? Ain't gonna pretend like I've actually crunched the numbers but off the top of my head I think he probably hit that mark here

26 is my birthday

Time to get the bath salts out

"PCP partners" You have to be on PCP to believe this shit

Butt was such a little snide

Damn I never realized Lampard's goal tally was THAT high

(soz if already posted) More leadership shown there by a football manager than Boris "your nan's gonna die" Johnson

I agree (edit: w/ James). What exactly is the argument AGAINST freezing the table as is and picking up at some point in the future? (Other than sticking it to the scousers)

*heads over to RAWK*

An asteroid could wipe out most of humanity and the Premier League would still be trying to organise games. Nothing stops the gravy train from rolling.

good goal that

I remember thinking (and saying, so this isn't just hindsight) when Murphy was signed that it seemed a bit of a frustration signing that was meant to be one for the future, but because at the time we had missed out on so many targets he just sorta became a "main" signing.

:lol: Pure Mike Bassett stuff

It's the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever. (for him obviously)

I keep thinking about if you got Carroll and Siem de Jong together, would they combined have enough working parts to form an actual functional player?

Coronavirus :lol: That's Pardew-esque. He'd have loved that one. We was lackin a bit of fret and magic today, I think the lads was apprehensive cause of the fret of Coronavirus. Btw, how is Odin even allowed to post in these threads after the last debacle?

Where's our reliable middle east Whatsapp correspondent Odin?

the hell

found his level