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Reckon we'll pick up a fluky 1-0 win from somewhere sooner or later, likely from a Carroll late-substitute header. Cue rapturous glee and smiles from Bruce, talk of the tide turning, a bit of momentum at last etc. Then it'll be reported on the tuesday that Big Andeh got injured putting his boots on and is out for the rest of the season. Normal service resumes.

Is it possible Keith got to Epstein?

Is Almiron even a forward? Not gonna pretend like I knew anything about him before he came here

Just gpnna quote myself here. Expect more of the same from Shearer then unfortunately.

"Maybe we got caught up in Norwich's first home game" Absolutely vintage Pardew-esque excuse that

Well this has all gone to shit much sooner than even I expected Very surprised if he makes it to December

Crouch is alright

Love that he's taking the gloves off a bit now

What's going on in here? :lol:

That Craig Hope tweet is gonna be one for the ages. Era-defining.

Things will only get worse as well. Bruce will benefit for a time from the work Rafa did, especially in organising the defence, but that will fade away and we'll start getting ripped apart by teams going forward.

Shearer and him are mates right? Hope that doesn't mean he'll defend the guy's terrible decisions on MOTD too much. Al is about the only voice of reason we have in the popular media these days.

Are those tweets for fucking real?!

Like I said, our fans are thick as. It's a hopeless cause. Ashley has won.

Cabaye. Tekkers and handsome as fuck, what more do you need?

That's precisely why I think he's done, he can't ever seem to stay fit because I think his body simply can't handle consistently performing at the level needed in the Prem Just sign big Al, put him in a motorised scooter if need be and wire him up with a mic and GoPro so he can do commentary for MoTD while he plays, it'd be a good gimmick

How the hell can anyone see this as positive in any way He's completely done at Prem level and a permacrock who'd never play anyway. Might as well get Shearer if they're just looking for a token PR "one of our own" signing, his body is probably in similar shape

He's a model and he's looking good.

Hmm yes this definitely appears to be a noble cause worthy of my money. No thanks. ugh Douglas isn't bad, pretty average I'd say. The fact that Easy Ryder is his immediate competition makes him look like Wordsworth in comparison, probably why he keeps Lee around. Like having an ugly mate hang around with you to make you better looking by proxy

Too many of our fans are just thick as fuck, and are the reason Ashley is still here and will be until he either dies or the club plummets to the lower divisions. They'll "get behind" any pathetic excuse of a manager he brings in and continue to line his pockets all the while claiming "Ashley won't stop me going" or whatever other tripe they come out with, as if they are actually getting one over on him by going to games It's a sad reality to face because you realise absolutely nothing can be done about it. You can't cure stupid.

That's a hotel?! Looks more like fucking Minas Tirith

Just gotta #wait man, any day now I'm sure Right Godzilla?

First reply to that tweet: "Mark Ogden is a nonce"

Halloween pumpkin-inspired kit for the nightmare that is Ashley FC. Apropos.