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Parky and I agreed a deal after United game that anything less than 7 points from the next 4 league games is a goal for Parky. 2 of those games gone and only 1 point on the board. Rodgers has Sunderland and Palace to keep the score at 0-1, or else Parky equalizes.

42 points. salvaged something in the end. Picked the wrong captain again though, harsh decision has to be made about Hazard. Damn that Rooney freekick by the way

Anything less than 6 points in the next 2 league games and Parky has a goal for me. Poor form from Rodgers. That United loss made Wednesday's game even more important. Both team wanting to bounce back after embarrassing defeats. Agreed with Bimpy. It appears Rodgers has become obsessed with idea of pragmatism and is trying to be too clever for his own good. We've forgotten how to pass in second halves. Time to work on the basics again, fuck pragmatism.

Only 13 points :lol: Woeful in every sense. Hazard is getting the boot now. Utterly useless. Giroud and Yaya hattrick will do nicely tomorrow.

Well, looks like we've managed the joint most embarrassing result of the day. Looking forward to see the highlights of your game. As for ours, Fucking woeful from start to finish.Looked like a pub team out there. Tactically, players not showing up, no effort, looked like everyone had a wank before the game started. Our central midfield stinks as well....Gerrard needs benching

Any suggestions for Captain this week? Torn between Sturridge and Giroud.......or that useless fucker Hazard 2 selection headaches as well. Coleman or Collins ? Redmond or Wittingham ?

Surely not serious ?

BVB keeper's teeth got fucked trying to save Insigne's freekick last night https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/528172_10201334545117909_1252099227_n.jpg

Myth to be fair mate. Since Benitez' sacking we've been in relegation zone in 2 of the 4 seasons after 5 days (under Hodgson and last year)

Napoli toying with Dortmund. Man, I miss Rafa. Us sacking him for Roy fucking Hodgson should have been punished by sending us to league 2.

Those Belgium kits are wank. Hope they get a better one for WC. I assume everyone will be watching Napoli vs. Dortmund ? Kuba back in the side and PEA on the bench. Despite Rafa being a good defensive coach, can't see a midfield pairing of Inler and Behrami holding out against Mkhitaryan, Reus, Sahin, and Kuba.

Coutinho out for 6 weeks. Hope something really disturbing happens that that dog Ashley Williams. Biggest cunt playing football at the moment. - Nothing footballer who writes a autobiography saying controversial things about top players to increase his sales - Tried to kill RVP - Always makes those nasty fouls looking to start fight with opposition Just get a career ending injury already you terrible helmet

Surprised at Sociedad's result. Leverkusen badly missed Castro tonight. Solbakken holds Juve to a draw the same day Wolves get beat off Walsall at home in League 1

I think Steaua will be unbeaten in Romania. What are the odds for Plzen vs City draw today by the way? Just having another look at groups, fuck me group C is utterly shit.

If Hazard can't get a goal or assist against freaking Fulham at the Bridge, then he needs shooting.

Lost H-2-H by 4 points because of the -8 I got for making changes to fit Ozil and Giroud. Mig though, even when he doesn't keep a cleansheet, he makes so many saves

Some of our fans are fucking cretins. If before the start of the season you offered me 10 points from Stoke (H), Villa (A), United (H), Swansea (A) with Suarez suspended, and Sturridge not fully fit I would have bitten your hand off. Yet some are slaying into our players.... Anyways, one more game until Suarez is back. Really hope we can dictate the play to Soton in BOTH halves.

Am I the only one who reckons Swansea were better without Bony ?

This game definitely reduced my life expectancy. Woeful last half hour after Coutinho went off. I'd take the point

Ashley Williams is a bad bad wool. Utter cunt

Shelvey takes too many risks with his passing to play this deep. He should be a Box-to-box or attacking midfielder, now trying to do a Pirlo.

Not sure considering Suarez is back in 2 games. Can't see Rodgers dropping Henderson considering how unbalance the midfield has looked the few times Rodgers has dropped him.

Skrtel's block was quality. reminded me of his off the ball clearance from Ba at Anfield 2 years ago.

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Those 100 seconds basically defined Shelvey as a footballer