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Almost fell off my chair laughing at this

Knowing our luck the bombshell would be the board backing Pardew and extending his contract until 2047

Must have a tackle, even if that tackle is from a clueless out of from, fouling idiot who offers the defence no protection of any kind. Alan Pardew, professional manager. Dropping Anita is stupid at least he offers some protection to the back four. The problem with Tiote is he's like a dog with a bone he wants to run off chasing shadows leaving gaps in front of the defence for the opposition to exploit.

That's nice. Well i hope NUFC fans weren't expecting to see Ben Arfa like the posters shows

I forgot Williamson starts too, time to prepare for hoofball again. Serious question, what the fuck did we do in pre season? what did we work on exactly?

Meltdown can now commence On a serious note. Fuck off cuntface your a shit manager with no sense or ability.

What was said mate? Pardew was saved by 2nd half on Monday and defensive performance was embarrassing. Also said we need to play our best players to stand a chance of winning etc. Cheers mate that is spot on. I think their needs to be more of a spotlight on Pardew from the wider media. Not enough questions being asked in regards to so many poor individual performances. @ bimpy I have the same morbid interest today as well, of he makes wholesale changes its cutting our noses off to spite our face imo

What was said mate?

I'm having a penny Sissoko is on wing and not Jonas who isn't starting imo. Either way it's a mental selection. Tiote in CM ahead of Anita and Sissoko. Wtf. Forgot about moussa but who will play on the other flank? And I forgot about moussa for good reason every time he's on the flanks his performance's are non existent. I swear Pardew complains about injuries but you give him a fully fit squad and he still plays players out of position. He's such a c*** I think it's going to be this Krul Debuchy Colo Williamson Santon Sissoko Cabaye Tiote Gouffran Cisse Remy Awful unbalanced team and yet another change of formation. He's approaching the likes of fat Sam and Sourness levels of stupidity It's the selection of winger positions filled by non wingers that does my head in. It's as if he doesn't know any other way of using the player (except in a 4-3-3). Actually he doesn't know how to use them any other way. The prat. Doesn't matter who plays wide for us they always end up standing right on top of our fullbacks anyways. I guess in 30 minutes we will know either way who will be out their for us today

I'm having a penny Sissoko is on wing and not Jonas who isn't starting imo. Either way it's a mental selection. Tiote in CM ahead of Anita and Sissoko. Wtf. Forgot about moussa but who will play on the other flank? And I forgot about moussa for good reason every time he's on the flanks his performance's are non existent. I swear Pardew complains about injuries but you give him a fully fit squad and he still plays players out of position. He's such a c*** I think it's going to be this Krul Debuchy Colo Williamson Santon Sissoko Cabaye Tiote Gouffran Cisse Remy Awful unbalanced team and yet another change of formation. He's approaching the likes of fat Sam and Sourness levels of stupidity

I'm having a penny Sissoko is on wing and not Jonas who isn't starting imo. Either way it's a mental selection. Tiote in CM ahead of Anita and Sissoko. Wtf. Forgot about moussa but who will play on the other flank? And I forgot about moussa for good reason every time he's on the flanks his performance's are non existent. I swear Pardew complains about injuries but you give him a fully fit squad and he still plays players out of position. He's such a cunt

Love the logic of those stats. Tackles now equate to defensive performance I see? Ever heard of jockeying? Besides letting Ben arfa tackle would lead to us being milked for free kicks and the like and considering we are quite a small side it could be a blessing

Of this is true let the meltdown commence. 442 means either gouff or Jonas playing as orthodox wingers too. Depressing as fuck

We laugh for an hour until the teams get announced and we see the name Mike Williamson You sir have made me spill my gin with that. Sorry mate, I should have kept my mouth shut I'm hindsight. Being a Newcastle fan we get small pleasures that should be cherished and I just robbed yours (promise I'm not a scouser). Not sure we get many small pleasures watching us like Watching us no, that's like pulling teeth. Mocking the mackems however...

We laugh for an hour until the teams get announced and we see the name Mike Williamson You sir have made me spill my gin with that. Sorry mate, I should have kept my mouth shut I'm hindsight. Being a Newcastle fan we get small pleasures that should be cherished and I just robbed yours (promise I'm not a scouser).

We laugh for an hour until the teams get announced and we see the name Mike Williamson

There are no positives to the decision, that's why. No doubt 1 or 2 idiots on here will defend Pardew if he does the unthinkable though. I wouldn't call anyone idiots for having a different view tbh. I try my best to see where people are coming from but I really don't see anything in Pardew that makes me think he's remotely competent

Staggering, isn't it? What staggers me is people who defend his flawed logic

Starting to get nervous now. Really hope Pardew doesn't drop Ben Arfa, It's one of those things where I don't see a positive from not playing him.

Managers are the fickle ones. Expecting to trot out piss poor performances and still have a job, I'm not quite sure why they complain it's win/win they get sacked and still get paid.

Are you saying it wasn't? We were an inch away from 3-3 at a ground where they hadn't conceded a goal in ten hours. Tbf we did play better (would have been harder to play worse like) but Everton could have scored two or three more themselves. We were so bad 1st half and when they eased back in the 2nd half, it was hard to judge it properly. For me i'm uber worried defensively, we are now concededing so easily it's a joke. Tbh it's been like that for over a year now and becoming the norm. Yea we've discussed this previously. The scary thing is it hasn't improved for a good while now regardless of who Pardew selects.

I'm just hoping this rumour turns out to be false personally. Cardiff like it or not are one of the weaker sides in the league, home or away we should be looking to impose our style on them and make them adapt to stop us but because we've got that inept c*** in charge we are going to drop our best player because he wasn't at his best when played out of position the game before. Typical f***ing Pardew the whole team had a bad first half at Everton not just HBA but he's singling him out and making an example? It's funny how it takes countless s*** games to drop Cisse but HBA has two and he's out. If their was a help fat mike pay off Pardew fund i'd chip in. Does anyone know exactly what our style is I think at heart he's a 4-4-2 man, who likes to play direct balls into either the channels or the frontman.

I'm just hoping this rumour turns out to be false personally. Cardiff like it or not are one of the weaker sides in the league, home or away we should be looking to impose our style on them and make them adapt to stop us but because we've got that inept cunt in charge we are going to drop our best player because he wasn't at his best when played out of position the game before. Typical fucking Pardew the whole team had a bad first half at Everton not just HBA but he's singling him out and making an example? It's funny how it takes countless shit games to drop Cisse but HBA has two and he's out. If their was a help fat mike pay off Pardew fund i'd chip in.

Gotta love Pardew.