r0cafella

You think Ashley will let him relegate us.

Is this serious? Not wanting to take mick, genuine question. I think we've been canny poor. Tiote and Cisse apart. It's Polic of course it's not.

Terrible goal keeping simple save that.

Colback is used to coming from behind he will lead us to 3 points boys.

Thrilled mate. Tickets will be cheaper in the championship.

Hull have been terrible and still should have had 3 but we are playing well according to golfmag.

Another sitter they've missed shit bastards

2 pushes lol and not a red

Has to be red that

Where is Midds & Beren

I swear to god he's the best WUM on here.

Playing well. Have you only watched us play under Pardew man? Why give him a centre back? the last one he was given was loaned out to Roma.

The standard of football is so poor. So many misplaced passes and poor first touches.

Waiting for someone to post they thought we did well.

Championship it is next season then. Second relegation the fat cunt will be at fault for.

Media U-turn then? Them bellends have been backing him.

He really is hoping for a cisse last minute winner lol

Or not, because we'll likely lose all the away games till then which will mean if he survives today's game..... Which will basically put us rock bottom with tough games to come up. We keep him and we are going down.

He's the best safe option without a doubt.

Looks like the same old cunt to me.

For the lolz?

f*** is this we s***. f*** off to Redcafe. By the sounds of this you'd think I was new here. Feel like we've been telling you to f*** off since you arrived. Apart from when I ate the chili right? That's when you were looking after me and urging me not to do it. We have an emotional connection Mike. You're Pardew and I'm Ashley. IP is Carver. What the absolute f***. Why don't you turn up to my place of work on Monday and we'll f***ing sort this out.

Hysteria! Cheeky f***ing c***. He's aware that hes not wanted and chooses to stick around. But he's not waiting for a payout

We don't care Alan. Fuck off

England having to suffer this guy would be funny and sad in equal measure