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He hasn't even time for a medical? He's only been there 40 minutes. He stripped, they took one look at him. Failed.

Unfit, failed medical?

Hold kæft mand

Seen him play one game. So can't really comment, but from what I've heard he seems like the perfect player for Barcelona. Thank god, I’ve been worried about them.

Sturridge is the better player but I worry about his mentality. And his fitness.

Happy with this.

Wouldn't Slimani's price tag be like £30m+ ?

Neither Darlow or Elliott is good enough though. Maybe this guy is, maybe he's not. At least he brings competition.

Dubravka doesn't play in the PL

is probably the correct answer...

Slimani, yes please.

Let's face it, nobody's gonna take him unless they're really desperate.

It's good. https://www.acast.com/footballramble/newcastleunited-themikeashleyyears Listened to that this morning. Funny and depressing in equal measure.

Get your baulk on, get your baulk on honey. We've signed enough Jailbirds in the past. Now we're heading towards the vanishing point.

Now that's the new banner right there!

2007 -

Lascelles and Merino. Wouldn't be happy about losing Atsu, Murphy or Yedlin either.

Sounds like a must miss.

Mahrez has handed in a transfer request. EDIT: Ooops, late.

The rumour mill better start grinding as I'm bored shitless at work.

Not really, just Twitter bullshit.

Sone Aluko. Any good?