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Carroll is shite, but I just can't not like him.

HT. Carroll finally won a few headers.

Why the fuck doesn't he start with Schär. Gone in January? (Schär, that is)

"When I realised that Newcastle were not investing to progress." When will the fans realise this, and more importantly, act on it? Too many don't give a shit. They've become used to and fully accept a mediocre Newcastle United that doesn't try.

He literally was given the job because he's bang average (at best) He's definitely being ironic there man The way he emphasises 'bang average' lets you know that's what he thinks of Bruce Yep, that is how I read it too Top trolling.

Less than 3 months...what’s the PL record?

His first is just as good for me. The way he popped the ball up with his right and smashed it with his left, sublime. It is just as good, just not mental like the second one.

Absolutely was not a mistake and I agree it's the greatest goal. Just insane levels of hubris. My love for Cisse that season was immense. He really represented the fans, city and the club around that time. Short time though it was. Yep. Can’t remember any other player looking so confident of scoring as he did that Spring. Goal whenever the ball went near him.

All because of one man.

Used to like Jonjo, but I’ve had it with him now.

Manquillo in for Yedlin.

Unbeaten at home since opening day is what he means though. But yeah.

I’d fookin carry hire a crane to carry him there.

Ljungberg in

So 2000 was a part of the 90’s then?

Cisse v Chelsea for me. And it’s not a miskick.

Brucey loves him. See Huddlestone, Tom.

I think that is what you’d call ”basics”

Whenever I’ve seen us this season we’ve been terrible. Still haven’t seen the magical Brucey transformation the NE journos are writing about.

Great...

Stupid Yedlin

Just impacted the game twice with long range passes. They stopped marking him for some reason. He dropped down to pick up the ball?

Feel sorry for Miggy. Confidence rock bottom. Would love it if he scored.

Hard to remember wanting Chelsea to win but today is such a day.