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Ryder-esque.

Dennis Bergkamp? Though arguably not really a striker. EDIT: Same with Del Piero.

Like Stevie Wonder working as a sniper.

You mean the same bastards in charge who sent away Santon when we're already short on defenders? Will be hard to hide like. Of course, they couldn't care less.

He can play CB in the same way he claims to be able to play FB or CM. Or RM. Wherever you want him to be, Ryan will be there, being substandard.

Good point that like Lee. Brilliant.

Raylor can play CB as well. Versatility personified.

Raylor is fit.

Rough. It's all right, he just said he's taking some kind of gun with him.

Like Chuopo-Moting though.

Yep.

Glad we straightened that out.

You think he would get in the top teams in the league?

Apart from his finishing he really is a pretty awful footballer, but I love him. Has scored as many as van Persie this season, in fewer games.

Aye. Addressing the fans it's "pushing for 7th" but of course Charnley was "impressed" with his first three games in which he picked up two losses and a draw. The job is his, IMO.

Those fucking subs

I don't hate Carver, he just shouldn't be anywhere near this job. I f***ing hate him like I've noticed

I don't hate Carver, he just shouldn't be anywhere near this job.

I may be wrong, John, but I think this is when you're supposed to do something, you know, as "head coach".

There's a clue.

Willo can fuck off. I've fucking had it with him.

Fucking Campbell.