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Such a shaw-off

Feels like a cup final.

"Both defensive and offensive substitution at once". What absolute bollocks.

No LB today though.

Delighted when I saw the title, hoped he'd tripped on his way back to the dressing room.

True. Second half has been horrid.

Crouch, of course

Obertan

Some game this

Cabella our best player. Colback is shit.

Well that was shit.

Haven't seen Everton much this season, Barkley not a starter?

Needs Jonas in front of him.

He's a disgrace, but he's the best. If he were not the best, he would be pathetic.

Yep.

Nah.

Aye, that's how football works

Does not compute

He prefers chipp buttys Well, he has been at Sheffield Utd.

If (when) Chelski win today, SJP is the only PL stadium where Mourinho hasn't won.

McClaren would be uninspiring after the talk about Garde but I reckon he's a pretty good coach. As for the patter about the Boro fans not liking him, well that was 10-15 years ago, his first real manager job, and he did win the league cup there.

Pardew is gone, remember?

This post. Don't know where to begin.