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We'd have Austin instead of Cissé.

We should've bought them both, tbh. We'd be mid-table if we had instead of the relegation zone. Yep.

Who the fuck is Jurgen Klopp?

Did we ever score 5 under Pardew?

Weird watching Liverpool now. I love Klopp and want him to do well, but it's fucking Liverpool.

Why the fuck say something like that? He must think we're stupid.

Mountain out of a molehill.

Or Jabba the Hutt.

A real vitamin injection for the team that

Must win.

If he can turn it around and get results in the upcoming, crucial games, then fair play.

Aye, our season will be decided over the next 6 or so games. I don't think McClaren will be sacked regardless. Ashley will promise "continued investments" and we'll sign 2 players tops in the January window.

I'd say Elliot is Championship standard. Bottom-half Championship standard, mind.

Gone down to the laundry room to shoot his masterpiece

It's a sad state of affairs, but no. I can't wish for Newcastle United to be relegated.

Really, with our fragile defence? Losing our only top flight keeper? wew. Aye, not being able to defend, and lacking a midfielder who can protect the back four, are bigger problems. Not scoring goals is a bigger problem. Gouffran starting in central midfield is a bigger problem.

Hard to figure.

An injured Krul is the least of our problems.

First to manage both NUFC and Sunderland.

Must be John Carver. Knows the North East, has supported Wolves Newcastle Sunderland all his life, did wonders with Toronto. Come on. Just sign him up.

Not sure it requires a chart to come to the conclusion that our goalkeeper faces lots of shots and concedes lots of goals tbf. I didn't believe it, but having seen that chart I'm now convinced.