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Whereas Obertan's stats are most impressive. Has scored 3 goals for us in all competitions. Look they are both s*** but if Obertan played 35 games in 2014 I'm fairly sure he would have got at least one goal or assist. Gouffran hasn't been a goal here and there player for f***ing ages and it's frankly ridiculous to say he is Eh, Gouffran played 35 games last season and scored 6 goals. You're right, Obertan probably would have scored maybe one goal.

Beating an Earl Grey addiction can be hell like.

Whereas Obertan's stats are most impressive. Has scored 3 goals for us in all competitions.

Witty chants.

Not sure about that, at least Obertan sometimes gets a cross in and he worries the opposition with his pace. Gouffran is basically guaranteed to do nothing. They're both hopeless obviously. A goal here and there. Scored 6 last season.

Gouffran over Obertan any day. At least Gouffran scores the odd goal. Obertan is one of the most pathetic "footballers" I've seen at this club. He knows he can't cross, pass, shoot or dribble so he's just resigned to doing fuck all with the ball. Like playing with 10 men. Pace is his one quality - it takes more to be a footballer.

@sidlowe: Almeria are in te relegation zone, says the Spanish Football Federation. No, they're not, says the Spanish Football League.

Why say something like that? He's so fucking stupid. It's not like we have tons of options in the middle with Tiote out and Colback suspended.

Stan Cuntimore

Mourinho's 3 year throphy drought is over.

Pardew can speak?

Sherwood.

He should have started instead of that useless excuse of a footballer that is Gabriel Obertan.

:lol: Brilliant.

0-0

Obertan?

Cheers.

Oh, it's "Riv" now eh?

Same old story. We're shit and then Papiss scores.

The Jonas effect.

Don't even know why I'm watching this. I don't want to, that's for sure.

Can see this ending 0-0.

Jonas warming up

Rather Gouffran than Obertan.

Riviere Well, at least Abeid gets a game.