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The fact that Mike Williamson and Ryan Taylor are still at the club, and playing, tells everything you need to know about Newcastle United.

This metaphor has been made at least 3 times today and it needs to not be made again. Not because it's wrong, but because it's a stupid f***ing metaphor. ok they're spineless cowards who when the slightest thing goes against them they vanish into thin air Because they can, nobody at the club gives a fuck. Not the "manager", not the board. There's no ambition and no pride. At a normal club you'll be shown the door if you don't show desire.

Nah

Bony should have scored

Garde!

Great goal

He's cheap though.

Wha? Working for French TV.

Palace fans are booing because they lost by a goal to Arsenal? And they call us deluded. Bolasie on the bench to start, and a crazy looking starting lineup. Sure they were booing. Don't think they were. A bit too early for that, but it will come of course.

Palace fans are booing because they lost by a goal to Arsenal? And they call us deluded. Nah that's just me.

Palace fans are booing because they lost by a goal to Arsenal? And they call us deluded.

I'm not surprised, he's chasing down players like a mentalist.

Looking forward to Palace-Arsenal, hopefully Pardew's boys will get a tonking. Also mackems-West Brom, very important game for both teams.

Ryder-esque.

Dennis Bergkamp? Though arguably not really a striker. EDIT: Same with Del Piero.

Like Stevie Wonder working as a sniper.

You mean the same bastards in charge who sent away Santon when we're already short on defenders? Will be hard to hide like. Of course, they couldn't care less.

He can play CB in the same way he claims to be able to play FB or CM. Or RM. Wherever you want him to be, Ryan will be there, being substandard.

Good point that like Lee. Brilliant.

Raylor can play CB as well. Versatility personified.

Raylor is fit.

Rough. It's all right, he just said he's taking some kind of gun with him.

Like Chuopo-Moting though.