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I have no idea why, but I'm actually watching this now.

No chance in hell.

Only think the Bayern Munich game is predictable, the rest can go either way IMO. Can't see Monaco beating Juve.

“That’s from the top, and the fact that I am sitting here now telling you this is a fact. That fact that I’m sitting here talking about this acknowledgement tells me that they have realised. I’m excited by the fact that I’ve been part of the process." For a fraud, he's very occupied with fact. That first sentence is mint btw.

Kid looks more like Kaka than Kaka does.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/897/718/c5f.gif :lol:

“I’m not interested in who is coming in or who is going out." http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-head-coach-john-8544521

They're very good. Maybe not laugh out loud funny but very good.

It's in the Everton match report: http://www.nufc.com/2014-15html/2015-03-15everton-a.html

"I have never thrown the towel anywhere, and I won’t do it here." Liar. You resigned from Toronto.

Very good.

Offer Bielsa a contract while you're at it.

Just add quotes to Newcastle "supporter". Or customer. Newcastle apathy shareholders. Newcastle hatewatchers. Like that one.

The term "supporter" is too broad, should be different words for a Barca supporter and a Newcastle supporter.

http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Quot+to+shreds+you+say+quot+_27ded06670928b545f921cdcd639256d.jpg Did the defence cope with their attacks at all?... To shreds you say? And the midfield?... To shreds you say?

Juve are controlling it quite well. BVB struggle to create anything so far.

Pogba injured and subbed.

Depends on whether we would be allowed to call up Tino.

Tevez! Screamer

Think I'll watch Dortmund-Juve. Howay BVB.

Thrashed off Arsenal, release "good news" story of the finances, no game for almost 4 weeks. Job done. I thought we play the mackems April 5th?

Familiar circumstances at another Sports Direct club: http://www.thesackrace.com/news/18th-march-2015/oldham-appoint-caretaker-dean-holden-until-the-end-of-the-season

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/davide-santons-move-inter-milan-8852018

That Chelsea > Dennis Wise > Ashley connection as well.

Bollocks.