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You hate Janmaat? Krul? Anita?

Colo hardly left the ground there.

Seeing a lot of the ball here.

Gardespotting.

@CPFC: AP on Sanogo: "Strikers in the PL don't always have to contribute goals. He offers a chaos factor - you're not sure what he's going to do."

How come? I saw it as a positive personally Yeah, same here. Sounds like it definitely won't be Carver. And you're supposed to be a pessimist? Not up to scratch I'm afraid.

Tend to agree.

So he's suddenly in the loop then...

At what time? Usually about 1.30ish i think for home games Nothing will come of this press conference man, Carver won't say anything whilst flanked by Wendy Taylor. He might say he wants the job "a million per cent" again the desperado. Wonder who he will cite as backing him today. Sir Bobby, Mourinho then? I will go a bit leftfield with Joe Harvey (again watching over him from above). Gary Speed would be crossing the line so that's who I'm going for.

The Dubai trip was booked before Christmas, no need to get all emo because of that.

Not real money, I hope.

Didn't Carver at some point say that he was willing to stay and work with a new manager?

Arn't they the most successful club in France? Yeah, together with Olympique Marseille.

Like a small-time crook you mean? A wet bandit.

Like a small-time crook you mean?

Never trust a bald man.

Alberto Mendez. Wenger signed him from a German non-league team.

Has this been posted? Carver: “I have got no idea when they (the board) are going to make a decision, but I have got to be honest, if the guys play like they did (against Chelsea), then I hope they make the right decision” http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/lee-charnley-weighs-up-next-move-after-remi-garde-talks-1-7044454

Garde only knows what we'd be without him

(Give It Up - KC & The Sunshine Band) Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nao Remi Remi Garde Remi Garde Reeemi Remi Garde Na-na-na-na... Never heard that one before. An oldie but a goldie.