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Would he want the job permanent though?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01065/beardsley_1065779a.jpg is my guess

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder Alan Pardew on the brink of taking over at Crystal Palace http://bit.ly/170PccT #NUFC

Steve Bruce is keen on food.

I know. It's fucking brilliant.

We'll have to describe the gifs instead. A dog coming out the arse of a black man bending over, etc.

THIS :clap:

There it is.

Funny you ask that now, it's Pardew! Lol. Ok the one before that? Shearer. Kinnear before that.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/573/693/c10.png

We've heard nothing from the man himself though. EDIT: GET THE FUCK IN

So we still know fuck all...got that terrible feeling that nothing's happening and that he's here forever. Someone make it go away.

Hallelujah praise the laaawwwd.

I can't stand Pulis' brand of football. wasn't awful last season at Palace tbh. Pardews "brand" of football wasn't that bad at reading or Charlton, even west ham. He said he liked free flowing attacking football, he lied and lied again and again. What's your point?

f*** it's not even January yet. I shouldnt be getting hopes up like this yet Ashley appointing de Boer? Can't see it.

I can't stand Pulis' brand of football.

Is it happening? Is it actually happening??!!

Chronicle: Newcastle United assistant manager John Carver has revealed that Alan Pardew was in “fine” mood after the win against Everton. It was the Geordie coach who was sent to face the media after the game amidst speculation that Pardew is in line to take over at Crystal Palace. And when asked to explain why Pardew was absent, Carver said: “He just said: “Will you go do the press for me?” “That was it. He’s fine. Delighted. It’s a fantastic result for us. “We’ve had a difficult period against good opposition, and it was another good opponent today. He’s been pleased with the performance. “It’s probably been one of our best performances in recent times.”

This.

JFK or Pedro.

Not to my knowledge at all. Mark Bright, Ian Wright & Lombardi spring to mind. Even Coppell. He's from South London too I suppose. He scored the winner in a famous giant killing FA Cup semi against Liverpool many years ago. Of course he's a legend at Selhurst. Doesn't mean he's a legend man. He was bang average. If in recent memory we have SBR, Keegan & Shearer. There's would be Coppell, Wright and loads of other players before Alan f***ing Pardew. They're Crystal Palace though. That FA Cup Runners Up medal is probably their greatest achievement.

“It’s credit to the owner and also credit to me because I’ve had to dig in a few times.” That’s a man congratulating himself on not having let the fact that he was doing his job badly, get in the way of his continuing to do the job badly. Love that one.

Aye, the only reason I can think of is that he's a "Palace legend". As crazy as it sounds, he's loved down there. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51A7Dupl5GL.jpg

He's pleased with the game and the performance. Losing the derby at home without scoring. Such a small-time manager. Should fuck off back to Charlton, that's his level.