Collage

No end product.

Knackered, I'd imagine

Inspirational sub there by Mourinho

Lampard on

Love Aguero

Absolute borefest so far but that goal was quality.

Wish he'd stop licking his lips like some kind of wrinkled lizard He looks like a 90 year olds ball bag. f*** knows what he was doing when younger, either crack or smoking 50 a day Long baths.

Get in! Good result.

Yup - want to get a few wins asap so that I can switch off and not worry about a relegation scrap. This is it. Pretty much, yeah.

He's just bitter since he wasn't approached, tbh

Darren Fletcher to West Ham

Like that.

it doesn't matter what comes out of his mouth from now on, it'll be met with nothing but pure disdain. JC: "Been spending me Sunday afternoons reading to the sick bairns at the children's hospital." N-O: "Aye, bet you have you f***ing paedo f***ing c*** charlatan. c***."

I think he was completely out of line abusing the fans the way he did after the shambles that 2014 was. He deserved every bit of doubt and mistrust sent his way. He talks a big game, but has never actually achieved anything in football apart from be Sir Bobby's assistant many years ago. Many people rightly see him as part of the old boys club who are happy to steal a living from NUFC without actually providing much value. The only upside of hearing his interviews is that I don't have to hear al pards mmm and aaaahhh, his incoherent English and his arrogant twang. I agree that his behaviour at the Southampton game was despicable and of course he shouldn't be our manager but the hatred towards him here is of Pardewesque proportions.

I seem to be the only one here who doesn't loathe him. Had no problems watching that.

We really need to get battered regularly now. Aye, I really miss the Championship. That's exactly where we'll be in 2016 if Carver's in charge next season. I want Carver to be replaced as much as the next man but he's here until the summer and we need to pick up the points to stay in the Premiership.

We really need to get battered regularly now. Aye, I really miss the Championship.

Who doesn't man? I sure don't. Simeone is a cunt.

Yep

Starting to really like him. Has started the last two games and done well, he will become a very good player for us I reckon. Hope he scores on Saturday.

Ooo, Tino-Sven, love him. Get him in.

Sheffield U makes it 2-2

Jimmy Bullard