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Bruce to be player-manager?

Who the fuck cares, really?

Don't tell me there's not one single lip reader on this board.

Like Christmas when I was a bairn this.

He's a runner. You need runners and jumpers.

Bojan on would be nice.

:lol:

Played off the park by Stoke :lol:

Squidward

Would be mint to see him making a a throat-cutting gesture in the stands tonight.

I always liked Venables actually. He's jurassic though.

Win, lose or draw, Pardew will stay. Wake up lads and lasses.

Think that's spot on, unfortunately. Ashley was clearly taking the piss, mocking this groundless "Pardew's got 2 games to save his job" nonsense the media have fed us with more than once.

God I hate this fucking slug. I hope we're getting relegated, I really do.

Not really a "statement" is it? He's not gonna tell the SSN reporter he's sacking Pardew. I hope.

The Pardew excuse generator is brilliant. It was the roadworks on the A1 that meant our crosses were a bit deeper than we'd have liked so that's all I can ask for.

Perfect job for Pardew.

@Kris_Newcastle: My brother plays golf at Mitcham golf club - often plays with Pardew's brother. Apparently this talk of a stand off is 100% true. @Kris_Newcastle: According to him, Pardew is sick of his life and wants out, but doesn't want to waive the £4m that would come his way if he were sacked.

You asked for it.

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It's been totally hijacked. It's not us. This. Get well soon Jonas.

@ecanalla: Jonás Gutiérrez on @TyCSports : "I got my left testicle removed in Argentina. When I came back to England, [Pardew] told me to leave."

So how many here really think that he's about to be sacked/resign? Still have a hard time seeing it happen.

I'm worried we'll win this. Cardiff all over again.

Klopp for me like