Collage

Miley! Some strike

Christ, thought they'd score again

Andy Woodman masterclass

Shieeet

Always feel like Sandro and Tripps have a special bond or whatever, Tripps seemed to really take care of Tonali when he first came here and didn't speak a word of English. They've done stupid things/gone through tough times and maybe can relate through that as well. Or it's just me over-analysing single-minded footballers...

I agree with this. This is about picking the best team, not the most talented. If we were to pick the most talented team Gazza should be in there, for example, but he was obviously young when he left the club and had his best years elsewhere.

Not better than the 2011-12 Coloccini IMO. He was brilliant that season, was in the Team of the Year as well.

Left back is the one I'm having problems with, we haven't had one REALLY good during my time as a Newcastle fan. Hopefully Hall will become that player. Given Trippier Woodgate Coloccini 2011-12 Bernard Solano Lee Batty Ginola Shearer Isak Manager: Can't decide between Keegan and SBR

How is his kicking, distribution, on the ball?

Southampton being more middle class, the Notting Hill festival, sure, but not the ball. Never.

He can play centrally too. Yeah of course it's not a sensible transfer and not one that will happen either. But he's a great player

Yes please, if the price is right. Still young too

"Lego head" is good but an even better Arteta lookalike is that Thunderbirds character.

It's the only sensible option

Leicester, wtf?

Seems like the blue star still can be used, like Newcastle Blue Star FC do. Was it the brewery that introduced it?

Prefer Fulham. There's a topic for a thread; rank the London clubs in order of preference.

Could be a good fit, could go tits up. I don't mind Potter, did well at Brighton but still unsure of his capability.

Pope could be out for weeks still, Ruddy and Gillespie haven't played a minute and aren't proper options, Vlach has played what, one game in the league cup? I have to say the timing of this feels very bad, would be so much better to keep Dubs and let him go in the summer.

Great performance, great result. Hall maybe our MoM overall but Isak's first half was 10/10, absolute top class

5 mins extra

Surprised by Arsenal's crapness "attacking"

The Haller is a baller

Right now? Yes

Ha ha ha ha Havertz