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Is this a serious question?

Of course there is. A Thiaw striker equivalent, if you will.

Would even welcome a Shefki Kuqi or Antoine Sibierski type of signing right now

Finland is not really a part of Scandinavia

Whatever. He's not coming here so

He scored a total of 13 goals (all competitions) last season and 17 the season before that. It's not great, but certainly not bad either.

super sub

Is Ronny Johnsen the only Norwegian player we've had?

Ah, Andy Carroll is back

Would you take Justin Kluivert? Not really a striker as such but

A loan maybe? Pay 60-70% of his wages

Has he really turned that shit? Only 25 years old.

11 minutes, really?

Deserved a point, brave performance. We don't get anything for free. They do.

Nobody knows

Dirty van Dick

11 minutes

I said it, but didn't mean it. So the joke's on you

OSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULAAAAAAAAAA

Bramble-Boumsong-esque there

Hopefully just his obligatory lie-down

Have no idea why Barnes is still on the pitch. Been completely useless.

I'd hate him if he played for someone else

Need a Liverpool red, then we'll win this

BRUUUUUNO