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Imagine Joselu scoring and coming back with this after the stick he's had http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/troy-deeney-celebration.jpg

They aren't his transfers. I thought this is why Conte wants out?

If he continued his run at the same speed, unobstructed, he'd run out of play.

Jesus man, he’s desperate to touch the ball away from Courtois and go down. That’s the only thing in his mind. Courtois is the one moving towards him, not the other way around. Deulofeu is in a perfectly natural position to follow the ball when he gets fouled. He feels the contact and makes a meal of it, yes but you have to do that if you want a penalty A penalty is compensation for being fouled or obstructed in a goal scoring position, not an incentive to dive.

Jesus man, he’s desperate to touch the ball away from Courtois and go down. That’s the only thing in his mind. If somebody dived like that on the halfway line, people would think he'd be shot, it's embarrassing. He's took a touch away from goal and left his leg in, hoping for even 1% contact.

The bulk of our money is still in the bank.

If Courtois was a crocodile or barb wire, would Deulofeu leave his leg there? Would he fuck

I'm sure there was a CL game where his touch was so bad he nutmegged himself and then slipped out of play trying to recover it

I watched some analysis videos of him recently. His touch, passing and positional awareness are absolutely shite. And he has zero work rate. Its actually hilarious how poor he is considering the price.

Crumpy, you have a very professional website. Was it a GCSE media project?

Oh really? Yes.

I wish Kenedy had hammered that shot straight through Hennesey to put us 2-0 up, like

I wish more of our players did. I remember Demba Ba always saying he just looks at opposing players as numbers. He didn't care who Vidic or Terry were, they were just a number he had to beat, turn or get past. I feel Joselu, but more so Gayle suffer from this name malarkey, thinking they can't compete.

They paid like 7m when he was just 18, so I think they might want a tad more than 15m, unfortunately.

The grainy SC? He's got the body of a 12 year old girl

Maybe if we put Mato on his shirt and shave his head, he might get better?

You aren't some supreme being of knowledge and foresight for predicting a newly promoted team to be relegated. Put your big dummy up your arse ElCid

I was consistent the last time we went down also and had the same people saying the same and low and behold look what happened. Let's see what you're saying after the next 5 games then.. The league table wasn't this congested last time. We've spent little to no time in the relegation zone. The next 5 games don't determine how the final 7 go. Brom are 3 matches away from a position of impossible catch up, whilst Stoke and Huddersfield concede for fun. Also we have no Steve McClaren and a £30mil striker due to step in. Cheer up.

We've got space for a free transfer...

Bit daft to write off Bournemouth on the 24th of this month. Cos we're good enough to defeat a team that thrashed Chelsea in their own ground. Yeah, that'll be happening. What a bizarre way to look at things. Have you not seen Bournemouth are top of the league?

The absolute fuck

Mike being in the next SAW film wouldn't do him justice.

Commentators called it part of good defending on the broadcast I was watching. Sky specifically questioned why Lascelles never attacked the back post, only to see Sakho had basically block/held him from making a run. Clever, but most importantly fair play. Unless you are NUFC.

I stopped reading after your accurate comparison

Your first sentence contradicts itself. You answer yourself by explaining the squads are inherently different. Point nullified, it's f*** all like Pardew. We'd have gone there, Zaha would destroy us, Pards would praise him and bemoan the lack of luck in our 4-0 defeat whilst trying to flog kenedy despite him being on loan. Erm no, one explains why Rafa's team ends up hoofing when under pressure. Unlike Pardew who hoofed it by design. And the rest of your posts reads as if i'm sticking up for Pardew, which i'm not. In fact i'm one of the first of us to hate his guts, and saw through him a bit before most. While i do describe Rafa's football as a bit boring, you give him a proper forward, a proper 10 and better overlapping full backs and that'll change. He's done brilliantly to have us out of the bottom three as it is, give him better players and everything changes, style, thinking, the football itself becomes altogether different.