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Came to an abrupt end on 31st January.

Do you actually believe that ? I don't. We don't want to buy anyone over a certain price and that's it. FYP

Give over, man. Hey man get out of Benítez arse man will you that is utter s*** I'm getting a serious amount of mileage out of this post, like. Give over, man. Hey man get out of Benítez arse man will you that is utter s*** I'm getting a serious amount of mileage out of this post, like. Give over, man. Hey man get out of Benítez arse man will you that is utter s*** I'm getting a serious amount of mileage out of this post, like. Couldn’t give a f*** what mileage you get you talk a load of s*** anyway Areet, mong. Is that all you can come back with prick Yes. Stick to eating crayons. I think you need to stick one up your arse to stop the s*** coming out. Howling

Gayle wants to fuck off diving like.

I can't wait until it's a mere 2:30 before I can celebrate goals.

Kaka - Herping the Derp 24/7

Goal line technology was a black and white area. This VAR bollocks is very grey.

What about last man tackles? intentional and accidental handballs? etc

West 'am down to 10?

Their 3 wins have been their last 3 games tbf. Fuck sake, normally i'm quite thorough when checking form. I've had a mare

Obviously Koln with 3 wins this season, are winning.

However, if it's Jorgensen or nowt, then he simply has to come in. Even if he managed 6 goals in the remaining games it will have been potentially worth it. Compared to Joselu with 4 in 20+ games, we literally need ANYTHING else.

£26m for him though? That’s an absolute bargain compared to every other transfer over the last 18 months. He is 31 like, slightly knocks the shine off.

I dream of the day we have as many as 3 wheels. We're on bricks.

I agree, I enjoy following these leagues much more than the Premier League at the moment. Despite dominance of a particular club/clubs at the top, there feels like there's more competition further down the table and that games between mid-table clubs actually mean something, might lead to one of them having a memorable season. Teams like Sociedad, Betis, Atalanta, Sampdoria, Celta, Udinese are interesting teams who you've got a good chance of seeing an entertaining match from. The bottom (almost) three quarters of the Premier League this season is going to be like one of those African leagues where they all finish within about five points of each other. None of them are going to think they've had a good season, none of them are any good, none of them are worth watching, none of them can beat the teams above them. They just nick points off each other here and there, attempt damage limitation when anyone above Leicester turns up and the three that go down are no better or worse than the other ten, they're just the ones still standing when the music happens to stop after game 38. I've been watching quite abit of Ligue 1 this season. Particularly St Etienne and Lille as they are both just above the drop. French teams, excluding Caen, generally play to win, not to lose. To many PL teams are looking down rather than up and it's f***ing boring now watching 0-0s / 1-0s and matches with 3 shots on target.

Piccolo is a c*** Had to laugh about the part when they discovered that the stalker's grammar style matched that of Piccolo. Aye, those bloody commas I know it's written as a story / timeline so you get suspicious of characters etc, but the minute the police reports were done "privately", they should of realised, like

Piccolo is a cunt

He'll realise when the time is right. As we drift off into the national league.

Deadly serious, why are you bothered what job he walks into?

Depends what your class as a top job. Even if he kept us up, he's not gonna walk into BvB, Barca or Man Utd.

If we sign Gameiro and get relegated anyway, il commit.

Whats Jivee Grassyass ever done to deserve a prem job, Jeff?

Been looking at the table. I honestly feel like a decent striker would keep us up. Even if it's the only addition we make. Brighton and Huddersfield are 2 of the lowest scoring teams outside the relegation spots (at 17 and 19 scored). Stokes have conceded 50! in 24 games, and Watford are running them close at 44. The only teams from 9th down with a better defence than us are Brighton and West Brom, but neither can score.

Wish we would go for somebody like Jonathan Bamba. Plays on either wing for St Etienne, has 5 goals and 4 assists this season. He's 22 and contract runs out in June. Surely that's an Ashley deal.