Holloway

I wonder if he can get back into that worst 11 of the season he was voted in just before we signed the onion faced mincer

Burgled

Chelsea probably want Leicester to win the title

Wonder if he'll get a slot in the Mirandinha chant, He's Claudio Cacapa He' s not from Ayia Napa He's from Brazil....etc

Jeez it's Obafimi 's grandad

Who' s getting binned off other than Ferguson and Williamson ?

They never had the nets up so it might have even been 7

One for the rocking chair on the veranda, nodding away, finally got rid of this most hopeless cunt ever,I said to my grandchildren

You have to take into consideration the general wrist slashing gimpness of this forum to cloud the positives of signing someone with a bit of pace,two good feet and a decent shot on him. Spuds fans don't like him? So fucking what, cuts in and shoots too much? so fucking what

Siem phoned for an ambulance and suffered a triple fracture in his finger and got a severely bruised lug off his mobile, trying to get directions to A & E

TCD is a fine fisherman right enough. The biters would best described as a posse,like in the best Westerns

Gotta love a wobbly lipped Ben Arfa comment creeping in for the under 13 s

Steve Black's motivational speech the morra morning

When is this happening?

Been hit by a freak injury apparently,slipped on the ice and hurt his knee whilst out for a pint with Siem de Jong

A bit of pace and can use both feet,eager to see how he does

Those pigeon shoulders

I don't really like the fucker,looks like he' s warming down instead of warming up

What motivates Remy,the bloke himself. Who the fuck does he want to play for?

We could always wait and watch his wing play,see if he can beat a man and deliver a cross,instead of getting invo!ved in piss stained hearsay

Are you seriously suggesting he would develop into a better player sitting on our bench with our coaching and medical team rather than continuing to stay in a team where he has scored 16 in 22 in physical league despite his size? I meant beyond this season. I would like to see if he can link up with Mitrovic,they look like they possess the attributes for a good combo. You can't be running scared of our medical team

There's a couple of turned the corner/false dawn type scenarios amongst that lot I would have thought

Maybe he should start booking a few one to one sessions with that mind guru individual we have on the books

Timid half baldy ginger cunt