Holloway

Rodri blowing out his hoop after thinking he's Schar for 10 seconds

Is De Gea riddled with arthritis ?

what a terrible signing Sancho has been

I'm still trying to get me head round the Casemiro one

the polite applause,though

What are his strengths, I've hardly seen him play

I don't think that bloke understands our present wage structure limitations

Old school

Difficult to know his current capabilities given the time he's been away from meaningful action, so I'll go with the coaching team

God I'm so happy

He ain't going nowhere man, him and big Jur will be selling the Toon at the call up

It's Russell Crowe

I see We hate Nottingham Forest got an airing at Chelsea, one of me favourites. Altogether now.....

Surely there's one or two of those Fender numbers ripe for a chant, the one's with the oh oh oh oh oh choruses Oh oh oh oh oh Big Joe Oh oh oh oh oh Bru-no Oh oh oh oh oh Szobo Hypersonic missiles that type of malarkey

Jesus

Those were the days, my friend We thought they'd never end

they're both shite

I'd like to see how Krafu comes back after getting done in, he was starting to look the part before that

Tielemans must wind them up even more, he seems to have a permanently amused look on his dial

What a season, man. Seeing that run of goals by Miggy put together like that is really quite breathtaking

Eddie indicated that he hasn't been right mentally, there aren't any other contenders,really

Player of the Season: Tripps,the glue. Most Improved Player of the Season: Miggy Most Disappointing Player:Fraser, seems he hasn't bought into the project Signing of the Season: Pope Goal of the Season: Miggy v Fulham Assist of the season: Isak, hard to top that Willock pass but that run was fucking mind boggling Game of the Season: Dismantling of Spuds Moment of the Season: securing Champs League Manager rating out of 10: 10 Season rating out of 10: 9.5, didn't quite have the mental fortitude in the final

ah I see he's mentioned it ^