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Wonder if there's any U23's that will come in this time. I'd guess Barlaser.

Maybe he'll bring the whole Rich Energy crew with him for the takeover deets.

Well, that's better than the shite we usually get.

Now that we can't face Sunderland, just give us the easiest game.

They draw each other every other year.

Can we just have Darlow Yedlin Lejeune Clark Mbemba Shelvey Merino Murphy Ayoze Ritchie/Aarons Mitro/Gayle Lascelles in at the back if he's returned. Just our best available players in position (Apart from Chancel, but he's currently the best option there.) No picks based simply on "Trust" or a theory. (Looking at you, Manquillo, Joselu and Diame.)

It's December. Perfect time to bring out the Christmas tree.

Just stick Jonjo on set pieces. I'm pretty sure Ritchie only ever takes half of them when Shelvey plays anyway.

I'd rather not draw Gateshead. Don't want a game where we are friends with the opposition.

He had two better options sitting on the bench though. Its not like he was forced into doing it

Disgusting if factual

So... we won't play well?

I like him. Think he dallies over his kicking too much at times but you have to have shite kicking to play in goal for Newcastle.

That Bournemouth team wanted to play football and move it around more than we do. Of course he was better for them than he is for us.

Interrupting Arsenal vs Man U to bring you this.

I think its got a lot to do with Lascelles and Clark in the air. He doesn't need to be playing if Shelvey is too.

Aye I don't think he's a looker but he doesn't look old.

Wish he'd stop waving his arms around while he's contributing nowt.

The Hayden sub in Ayoze's position would have suited literally every other sub more except Elliot.

Piss off, you useless cunt.

I really think these NBC pundits think our goal should be ruled out for a Murphy dive

"Don't poke the lion" Or just don't trust Matt Ritchie to do his job because he never fucking does.

I hate Matt Ritchie so much. He does that all the time. Just get rid of it instead of trying to cushion your headers.