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Wouldn't be surprised if Merino plays against Spurs rather than Hayden tbf.

Subs: Darlow, Gámez, Lascelles, Mbemba, Aarons, Colback, Merino, Murphy, De Jong, Diamé, Gayle.

Aaaaaaaand the team: #NUFC at @VfLWolfsburg_EN: Elliot, Manquillo, Lejeune, Clark, Dummett, Ritchie, Shelvey ©, Hayden, Atsu, Pérez, Mitrović.

Thank you for providing the link anyway Nicky. It is most useful.

Aye, that doesn't work if you have a UK IP address.

Even in the red "low" availability areas, you can almost certainly get 2+ tickets next to each other. From one of the North West Corner blocks:

Just been shown the stadium plan for the mackems v Derby by a mackem at work. I'd be surprised if they have flogged half of the tickets with three days to go. It's not very good viewing for them at all, especially as this will probably be one of the biggest attendances of the season as it's the most optimistic they'll be all year. Factoring in that a lot of the "sold" tickets will be free ones with no guarantee the people will actually turn up, the stadium will look class. They probably should have done a Villa and closed the upper section.

N'Zogbia has been a free agent since June 2016 Wow. His career of Le Havre, Newcastle, Wigan and Aston Villa seems a lot different to the one he was expecting to have.

Other than a maybe a striker I think it's pretty clear we're on a one in, one out scenario. Not just financially, but because we need to clear the club of the complete wasters that are lingering around picking up a pay cheque but are either not bothered or not good enough. We'll be working on deals but we wont be close to concluding any until we're certain that someone else is moving out. Sadly, we've accumulated a lot of shit over the years and we're now struggling to move that shit on. We could of course just ignore them, spend anyway and either pay them off or let them linger around, but that isn't the Mike Ashley way and never will be.

Alexi Sanchez?

What the hell

I'm so pleased for him, he's being put out of his utter misery at Barcelona and saved by PSG.

In other news, they are close to signing Robbin Ruiter. There is definitely some sort of joke or pun to be made with his name

"Big Sam"

I'm glad that they reacted in exactly the same way to their treatment of that non-league goalkeeper.

I think i opted out of emails from NUFC when they started sending those cringeworthy ones 'from' McClaren.

What does the email say? I didn't get one :'(

That's still a weird one though. Leicester would demand a very high price for him and he's really not that good. They could bolster their homegrown players by buying someone much better and much cheaper than Drinkwater.

Someones arse. You have coin toss for the winner of that to decide whether they go first or second, as fair as it can ever get. How is a coin toss to give one team a 60% chance of winning as fair as it can ever get? The coin toss is a 50/50 isn't it. Then the winner of that can go 1st or 2nd, that's as fair as you can get. Fucking about with a straight forward penalty shootout, something no team has ever complained about when they've gone second is utter nonsense. It's fiddling with rules that are ok, instead of changing the ones which are dumb as feck. But a coin toss isn't fair. It's nothing to do with how good a team is at football Aye, but once this rule comes into force what happens if there is a statistic somewhere that says the team going second wins 60.3743% of the time? Do we now say it's unfair for the team going first and we now need to revert back to the old method? Professional footballers not being able to cope with the stress of going second in a shootout, give me fucking strength - no wonder people say they are wrapped in cotton wool.

I can verify this, I use women's too. I spray my clothes with Lynx though.

Would be very surprised if they wont flog you one over the phone/in person. It'll be unavailable online because the Spurs game is sold out.

Know absolutely fuck all about him, but he's another body in another position that we need so I'd be relatively happy with that.

Of course Perez contributed more last season ffs Perez - 2292 minutes Mitro - 1122 minutes Perez was also given the opportunity to play through his 'bad runs' and spent less time injured.

Having four strikers in the same mould as Gayle would be useless, you need different options - Rafa knows that and will keep a big Mitro type around in some capacity so he can change it if needed (see Norwich, home).

But Slimani, who Rafa is a known admirer of - is?