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Chris Babalooba's post history for the past three months: 1. Today, following defeat to Sheff Wed 2. 12 March, following defeat to Fulham 3. 28 February, after we went 1-0 down to Brighton. Although, he stopped posting after we equalised and then went on to win the match. 4. 1 February, following a 2-2 draw with QPR And yet people do not realise that he's just a total WUM and they continue to respond to him.

The bench, right?

Aye, I've had a right mare today. Literally everything I've tried has been s***. Gone for a draw in Lazio v Napoli to try salvage the day, so it'll probably be 6-0 after 20 minutes.

Mbemba is similar to the likes of Mitro, where people like the player rather than the talent they actually possess and that clouds their judgement on whether or not they should be playing matches.

You can get us at 80/1 to be involved in the playoffs with Ladbrokes. It's over like. We'll get enough points. The only questions remaining are which game will see us promoted and whether or not we win the league.

By all means tell us which of our players beyond the obvious 4 are PL quality. I think that would be a lot funnier. I think the fact that Burnley came up with a worse squad, only spent about £30m and still have a very bang average squad but are sitting comfortably in 12th position proves that you don't need a complete overhaul when promoted. West Brom sitting in 8th position with a very average squad and very little "PL quality". Outside the top 6 the PL is littered of squads with very little quality, our current squad would go up and survive in that league under Rafa (as would Brighton's).

People totally overestimate the gap in quality between the two leagues. 7 new first teamers needed ffs

BEWWWWW

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Has Defoe touched the ball in the box?

What sort of midfielder is Ndong supposed to be like? He's absolutely trash.

FYP

Just burst out laughing

It's a good job we have a really impartial co-commentator like.

He's really not even that good like. Goalkeepers tend to stand out in shit teams because they've got so much to do.

Steve "bulldog" Bruce ? That'll be the same one who until very recently was doing extremely poorly with a Villa side that was expected to be in the top two? His dinosaur tactics have been ridiculed by the Villa support.

Is anyone who is critical able to name any manager who would be doing a better job?

Every week that goes past where Huddersfield don't gain any points on us is a positive. Two wins will be enough to do it and we'll easily achieve that.

Not really. Norwich are 9 points off 6th placed Wednesday. Derby are 7 points off them, Preston 8 points off them. I'd say it is certainly between Wednesday and Fulham. If Fulham drop points and Wednesday pick up all 3 then I'd say it would settle who's going into the play offs, rather than make it wide open. That post was before Sheff Wed beat us and the gap to Fulham (who were in 6th) and Norwich was 7 points. Which would have been down to 4 points if Norwich beat them.

Early reports suggest he "went down" during a fight and was repeatedly stamped on. Horrific. Hopefully it's not true that he's died, but he certainly doesn't sound good. Bristol Post reporting on it (although not that he has died)

A lot of the time he's second to the ball because he's shit scared of getting a whack. He shirks out of so many challenges and 50/50s it is unreal.

The referee was poor again today, but he wasn't the reason we lost and you're kidding yourself if you think it's an excuse.

Paul is great defensively though.

No idea why he didn't, Westwood was still out of action and it was virtually an open goal.

Norwich v Fulham next week could swing the playoff places wide open. Fulham, Sheff Wed, Norwich, Preston and Derby all fighting over one place.