UncleBingo

It's their magnificent fans I feel most sorry for.

Lovely stuff.

Agree with others, nothing like Gascoigne in terms of ability or circumstances.

Let them have their moment in the sun, we all know how it usually pans out. Anyhoo, 60 year old men highlighting their first ever game in Yewrup, isn't quite the flex they think it is.

Fair play to the them, I didn't think Glenn Roeder's 7th place finish and European qualification would ever be matched in my lifetime.

This 100%.

Post NUFC takeover 'fan', who did you support beforehand? Simple as that really.

Some of the fickle cunts we have as 'fans' nowadays, irritate me far more than Bruce/Pardew to be fair. Another one to add to the list.

Despite an underwhelming season, I find him being the most successful manager in both of our lifetimes kind of relevant, myself. Madness I know? Maybe you've got a shorter memory than me, you flakey berk?

And how many trophies have you seen in that time, you ridiculous gobshite?

Hysterical and entitled fannies like you make me ashamed to support this club nowadays in all honesty.

But neither of those managers had been instrumental in taking us to those lofty heights, surely?

As much as I despised Souness, I would never have rated that as a 2/10 season.

Playing devil's advocate, a cup semi final, cup quarter final and group stages of the champions league would have been seen as our best season ever before we won anything last season, no?

The greatest night of your footballing life, try and enjoy you sad cunt.

You're convincing nobody, kid. Enjoy your night.

You pretending to be a fan of Newcastle might be up there. Enjoy it pal, you've been waiting your entire life, bank holiday weekend, beautiful weather etc. etc.

Well done for using 'unc'. I'm sure certain posters will be along in a minute to speak up for you. Daft cunt. 🙄

Okay fella, explain to me how they've had the laughs? They won a few derbies before they were hilariously relegated to the 3rd division, while we played a couple of seasons in the CL and won a trophy.

Joined 2024, obviously not that much of a recent memory?

Jesus wept.

Some of you cunts need to get a grip mind.

Not sure that they get away with that much spawn next season, but fair play to them. Looking forward to them taking 200,000 from Ponteland Airport already, marra.

Out for my traditional final day session in the boozer with my Hammers mate. Hoping to fuck Chelsea have a Tim Cahill moment today.

I'm sure I read that he was shit on here, not as good as he thinks he is, and makes too many mistakes?