UncleBingo

I remember coming out of the post office on St.Georges Terrace in a Jesmond a few years back, and Souness, McDermott & Saunders were looking in the window of Rook Matthews Sayer discussing some of the houses for sale. This was the Monday afternoon after another Souness horror show, so I was still foaming so I thought I'd say something. Didn't want to be too aggressive so said something along the lines of 'I wouldn't bother looking at houses if I were you', 'Why not' joked Souness, 'because you're not going to be here very long are you' I replied. They all kind of looked at each other, realised I wasn't really joking and sort of shuffled off in the other direction..... It always particularly amuses me how sheepish soccer hard man Souness actually looked, although the confusion on Terry Mac's face was a sight to behold. Really wish Owen had been there though.

That says more about you then it does him tbh. As he's for the most part been a decent poster. He has indeed. Not sure how he explains his little Englander meltdown mind.

There's your target man Rafa.

TCA somehow managing to make his England look even worse than Hodgsons. Outstanding work from the big fella.

Pretty much this. Asides from Tiote, we've managed to shift virtually all the dead wood/big earners from the club while bringing in £55M for two of the biggest cowards ever to wear the shirt. I'm genuinely only bothered we lost Townsend, although he showed his true colours straight away. The current squad and manager should be more than capable of winning this league and like you say, there is money to spend in January if needed.

Thought he looked really good when he first started out at Wigan, but he's done nowt for a while now....and he's quite clearly a bit of a cunt. Maybe he's just a short term loan until the Papadum Kid is back?

He's f***ing fantastic from what I've seen of him. We should have been in there. Will end up back at top four perm club in a couple of years at 2-3 times the amount paid. This. Definite opportunity missed here, although I'm glad he hasn't signed for another English club.

Gravesen on Bernard still pisses me off more. Solskjaer on Rob Lee. Ok we got the foul and he was sent off, but the way the little s*** was applauded off made my blood boil Thinking about it, we've had some atrocious decisions against us over the years , from completely indefensible tackles like McManaman's to blatant cheating such as Larsson's hand ball from Barton in that derby game. Lee Dixon's foul on Ginola in the League Cup still really pisses me off. Right through the back of him while on a yellow, and he inexplicably booked Ginola for diving, who subsequently lost his shit and got sent off. He was never the same player for us after that night.

Much rather we went for Burke.

That's just ridiculous.

I was making a relevant point about a possible target. Look away if you're offended, you delicate little flower.

Right up there with Rush and Bowyer in the underwhelming stakes for me. Although he'd probably do a better job in the Championship than the Serbian Whitehurst to be fair.

Think we should go all out to get Burke at Forest, he looks a great talent.

With our injuries in mind....... Every time I see you falling I get down on my knees and pray I'm waiting for that final moment You say the words that I can't play Lazaar Love Triangle - New Order

Let the bed-wetting commence.

It's what he does best. Lest we forget he almost single-handedly relegated us with his dog s*** finishing. Hope his next misfired shot fires straight into your s*** mush. Oooh, shots fired.

It's what he does best. Lest we forget he almost single-handedly relegated us with his dog shit finishing.

Really fancy Boro to win El Trampico today.

Some seemingly desperate for us to get beat tonight, so they can have a pop at the manager.

This.

Are you being serious with the Benitez/Pardew comparison son?

I doubt, it seems like most of the uber experts on here don't actually go to the game if today is anything to go by. I'm not there because I'm abroad at the minute. Aye, going to the game makes a big difference in your football knowledge. Well known fact. You've never been to a game have you? Been to plenty. Guess that means i'm a special football expert flower. Well done. What's a 'special football expert flower' by the way? If you don't know you haven't been to enough games. Hehehehe I'll be in the Bodega pre Brighton wearing a carnation.

I doubt, it seems like most of the uber experts on here don't actually go to the game if today is anything to go by. I'm not there because I'm abroad at the minute. Aye, going to the game makes a big difference in your football knowledge. Well known fact. You've never been to a game have you? Been to plenty. Guess that means i'm a special football expert flower. Well done. What's a 'special football expert flower' by the way?

I doubt, it seems like most of the uber experts on here don't actually go to the game if today is anything to go by. I'm not there because I'm abroad at the minute. Aye, going to the game makes a big difference in your football knowledge. Well known fact. You've never been to a game have you?

Aye hilarious, you absolute f***ing helmet. We're a national laughing stock, again. We're not really you utter fanny.