UncleBingo

Our 'captain' has been a liability for a couple of seasons now, really sad to see as he was an excellent defender in his day. Giving him a new contract was one of the worst pieces of transfer business this club as ever done imho, and that's saying something. Was a penalty for me, but never a red. On the plus side, he'll get to spend a couple of extra days playing with his rabbit.

He looks like an alcoholic bus driver and simply reeks of failure and piss. As much as I'd love to sack him, it's not going to happen and even if it did, imagine the clip of the next useless cunt on Ashley's list. Utterly depressing on every level.

You waited, and you saw.

Krul Mbambu Colo Mbemba Janmatt Gouffran Wijnaldum Anita Sissoko Perez Mitrovic .....apparently!

If only the false 9 brigaders hadn't hounded him out ey? I see that one still stings. It's alright TCD football out hipstered the lot of you. Stings more to see what I thought were good lads like you bringing up that c*** Pardew as some sort of saviour figure. f*** no. Not my intention. Pardew is and always will be a c***, doesn't mean I can't say I honestly think he'd be doing better than this. It might be hard to take, but doesn't make it less true. Pardew isn't the answer, neither is this guy. This. As much as I hate the slimey c***, I just can't see him doing as badly as Carver & McClown have. As bad as it was under Pardew, it's unbelievably got a whole lot worse. Well done Ashley, well done.

At what point do you lot admit you were wrong?

What's your stance on pig f***ing? To be fair, I fucked a few pigs when I was a student, don't see what all the fuss is about.

Players taken off due to the amount of missiles being thrown onto the pitch at Marseilles. Fucking arseholes. Can only imagine UEFA's reaction if this was England.

The first of a few I suspect, pretty brutal this mind.

Good game this, plenty of needle.

Very lucky to stay on.

That's best case scenario, it was a generic pet straw so it's possible he might even have a guinea pig. A guinea pig ffs. They are a delicacy in South America Maybe he's fattening it up on the supermarket grade meat? A lot more respect for the fella if he is.

That's best case scenario, it was a generic pet straw so it's possible he might even have a guinea pig. A guinea pig ffs.

The rabbit. He also bought supermarket meat and some naff looking sainsburys own saucepans they had on special offer. Very, very disappointing for a man of this wealth. What kind of meat is he supposed to buy though?. Is there a select cuts that Us peasants can't afford same goes for cooking implements If I had millions I wouldn't go and pay extortionate amounts on pots and f***ing pans I would, I'd spend a bastard fortune on kitchen implements. Cheap pans and tasteless meat, he's setting a really bad example as team captain.

Yes, yes I did. He comes from a country that is arguably home to the best quality meat on earth, and yet he's buying the tasteless irradiated pink shite served up by supermarkets. Even I, on my relative pauper's wage eat good quality organic stuff from farmer's markets and proper butchers. You can tell a lot about a man from his shopping basket, and he's effectively given up on life.

The rabbit. He also bought supermarket meat and some naff looking sainsburys own saucepans they had on special offer. Very, very disappointing for a man of this wealth.

Saw him and his girlfriend in Sainsbury's earlier and was shocked at how scrawny he was, little wonder he gets bullied on the pitch. He was also buying straw for a rabbit......a rabbit for fuck's sake, what kind of man is he the soft cunt? With regards his girlfriend, all I can say is that his wife must have been an absolute munter, as she's nowt special.

Lest we forget, the failure McClaren is only here on Carr's recommendation. He's basically built this mythical reputation on the success of the Cabaye signing, the vast majority of his signings have either been utter toss or completely unsuited to the Premier League. I said about a month ago that Mitrovic was another one of 'Carr's duffers' and was shouted down as a WUM.

One for the teenagers.

I've watched the tackle a few times and it's not great mind. Misses him with his right leg then brings his left leg through with force which catches Shaw's standing leg. Bad tackle which could have been avoided IMHO.

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Same here. He looked miles away Saturday because he spent his short time on the pitch 20-30 yards away from his nearest teammate. In the short time he was on the pitch, he had about half a dozen balls played up to him, I think he managed to keep possession once. I'm not writing him off yet, but I've seen nothing to his game so far to suggest he'll be anything other than an expensive flop. Another Carr duffer. Has to be a joke account. Why? He's bought some absolute shite recently.

Same here. He looked miles away Saturday because he spent his short time on the pitch 20-30 yards away from his nearest teammate. In the short time he was on the pitch, he had about half a dozen balls played up to him, I think he managed to keep possession once. I'm not writing him off yet, but I've seen nothing to his game so far to suggest he'll be anything other than an expensive flop. Another Carr duffer. You just f***ing wrote him off in the last part of your sentence man. You're right, it should have been a question mark. Edited.

Same here. He looked miles away Saturday because he spent his short time on the pitch 20-30 yards away from his nearest teammate. In the short time he was on the pitch, he had about half a dozen balls played up to him, I think he managed to keep possession once. I'm not writing him off yet, but I've seen nothing to his game so far to suggest he'll be anything other than an expensive flop. Another Carr duffer.

Anyway, asides from his obvious temperament issues, does anybody else think he looks like a big & slow lumbering oaf thus far? Should have bought Austin.