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Timmy LaBelle sounds like a totally made up name like. Or a stage name from a Barnum and Bailey circus act.

Appreciated. Thank you And now just have to sit here with everything crossed.

Sorry lads, I hate to ask but I've had a hectic weekend and not had a chance to keep on top of what's happening. I see Rafa has signed with a Chinese team, but what's this about a statement from BZG/NUFC/anyone of note?

I haven't messaged him, nor would I dream of doing so, but I do understand the desperation of people who want rid of Ashley. Should they have messaged or called him? Perhaps not, but passionate fans are crying out for some form of hope to cling onto and actual news is in short supply. As for Odin, part of me is still hoping he wasn't completely full of it. I'm not ashamed to say I believed him. We do desperately need a glimmer of a light at the end of the tunnel though.

I know its been said before but you know all they do is report what other sources say, right?

Has Caulkin deleted his twitter account?

Total Giggs. Also not debatable as it was proven to be a cake in a court of law.

Biscuit music.

The correct tea making protocol. People putting milk over the bag will be shot come the revolution. I thought Odin was my hero in this thread. This has now just changed to Northerngimp.

Drink before a dunk ? Absolutely! To ensure the taste is to your liking before you settle down and enjoy your dunk experience.

Obviously tea made in the following order (not loose leaf or teapot instructions obviously): * Teabag in cup * Add hot water * Stir to strength * Remove teabag * Add milk to a "He-Man" type colour (or charver lass makeup) * Add sugar if that is your thing * Drink * Dunk biscuits

I mean, I wasn't optimistic when I checked the thread this morning but it seems since last night we are getting a Lion King/Wyn Davies crossover in gif form. Not against the idea to be fair.

Full optimism here too. I need something to pick up my spirits.

I mean, a little bit TMI but thanks for your current schedule update.

"the next two weeks"...that's the key phrase that says to me it's not happening. My optimism has now drained. If it's dragging on that long I think it's just a smokescreen to cover FCB's nonsense.

I know the journos (and even some of us) keeping mixing up Dubai with Abu Dhabi so this might help; People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo!

I see today isn't the day for positive thought about the club then. Thanks lads

I was absolutely convinced he should be out of contract this year too. I'm totally positive that I read stuff about him going on loan and he would be out of contract at the end of his loan. Mandela effect?

Probably agree with this now.....................perhaps open another thread titled "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" for all the ITK's and crackers Twitter rumours. I was just thinking this after reading this thread. Maybe a diversion thread, like when marge makes a fake cake for homer so he doesn't spoil the real birthday cake. Stick the dafties in there where they can argue and swear at each other all day. Ban them from entering the grown up thread for a while.

I haven't seen any video but I can see everyone's comments. I thought this might cheer folks up on this subject though; a mate of mine took a pic yesterday with Gazza in Blackpool and he (Gazza) looked very good tbf.

All this hope is getting turned sour with every mention of that slimebag shitcamel par-fucking-dew. No business being brought up in what could potentially be such a happy time. Vomit inducing. EDIT: I think I've been a New Page Wanker three times in this thread

What does this mean? Honestly no idea Now I really fancy a milkshake.

Actually, that's made me think; how would the new owners feel about a gambling sponsor?

Maybe the new owners are well aware of our hatred of the FCB and his tat emporium and are doing this to get us onside from the off?

So potentially, how soon do we reckon?