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Loving the idea of a "mystery trebuchet" ???

What irritated me today was in the BBC gossip it was on about Newcastle and then, pretty much out of nowhere, mentioned frank fucking lampard was in the running. It's like they're willing him on us.

When was this "always understood"? Takeover style timescales again. "He will be gone by X day", " he will be gone by y day", "before spurs", "always understood it will be...". Just get the fucker out. Sorry, sorry. I know, but I just really want this fly in the soup gone so I can enjoy my meal properly.

ok .

I really do wish they would jettison the cunt. It's getting a bit like news on the takeover; "It will be today", " it will be tomorrow", "it will be by x date", "no, it will be by y date". The longer it goes, the more the doubt seeps in.

Just thinking, there is a way to make the so called Big Six feel better. You know when the Premier League came about and the second division got called the first division and then The Championship, thus making it seem like it was a top tier league? Well, maybe we just let the Big Six still call themselves that whilst we go by The Geet Big Ultra Super One or something. That should sort it.

Does anyone think Rafa might be tempted to resign from Everton to take up with us again? I'd love him back because of his vision, meticulous eye for detail and his tactical nous, as well as the way he brought the club back in touch with the fans. I don't think he's the sort to just dump on a club, regardless of financial gain or where he would prefer to be. Shame though, just loved the thought of having a great manager with a plan here running us as opposed to a flashy big name who might just be here for a couple of seasons, fun though they might be.

I don't think I've used the "like" feature so much in such a short time ?

Just discovered "The Irish Guy" on YT. Pretty funny guy ???

Reckon Amanda Staveley will just run him over if she sees him in the car park at SJP. Poetic.

Takeover Soup with Takeover Alcohol in my Takeover Bath. Still hasn't fully hit me yet.

Well, I've made my Takeover Soup for tea and I'm now celebrating with a Takeover Bath. Great times ahead, even if it's just not having ashley here. Let weh gan!!!

You know when you do this you summon him don't you? ?

Final look at the region? (He says with fingers crossed)

It's been kind of odd watching the double turn of Manor Park and Whitley Mag (originally faces) and Fantail Breeze and Joey Linton (originally heels). They've completely swapped places now. It's like Survivor Series 88 with Demolition and The Powers of Pain but with shit patter about a WhatsApp group. Or for any none wrestling nerds, it's like when piers morgan and jk rowling swapped roles of being disliked and liked for a bit. But with shit patter about a WhatsApp group.

Burden of proof is on the claimant in civil cases.

Don't know why I'm being drawn in but that wraith person appears to have produced a pigeon t shirt.

I'm not. I think it's those lads over at the other board trying to con burnsie again. That nufcshiekh and/or that bot that replies to every comment. Roger or something maybe?

It's still real to me dammit!

Don't think so. It was about 1997 ish but my memory says Austin said it first.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TWATTERY!!!

Alright, Stone Cold.

Honorable nod to Stephan Guivarch.

If I discount the free ones (maybe a different thread perhaps?) Then I have to echo the posts saying Rob Lee. Played all over midfield and up front on occasion. There have been some excellent ones over the years though, lots of my picks have been mentioned a lot already but the original Keegan era had some corkers.

Great. I wake up to see there are new posts in here so hope for takeover news but instead get updates on Manorpark's wanking "schedule".