Altamullan

Top-knot, top-notch! GTFI,,

I can see Murphy playing similar role for us as Murray does for them; let's see how we cope with him(Wouldn't haven't minded a Murray Gayle partnership, if only to prove Pards wrong).

you could easily form that opinion reading these pages. Think we need a new term though, how about instead of only having the category of being a Newcastle fan (atic) we add a Newcastle crit (ic). Seems more accurate.

Incredibly unlucky to have three players crocked mid week, but brings it home that despite all the incomings we have only one attacking option on the bench.

South Hylton face, that needs sprayed with mace, probs a pony-tail hangin' down An ataxic walk and a lisp when he talks, bet he looks a fuckin' clown Behaves to all the world Like a green-eyed girl, not at all funny, probably got no money I'd like to really let loose and accuse him of sex abuse Whoa children, that's what they like!

He will, I am certain, have been chosen specifically for his style of play. Not the number of goals he has previously scored. Rafa knows what he wants, even if this guy isn't first choice of that ilk player, he is his choice. Let's see how he fits in.

Prophecy: future full international and the club captain who lifts our premiership trophy in four years time. Yep, 2020 vision. (Apols for the re-hash, but I like it!)

The last few years have been his prime Different style and quality of player, but Beardo was 33 when we re-signed him and he was crucial to getting the best out of Coley; maybe this guy will complement Gayle. In Rafa we trust.

Harsh. NUFC and Tyneside in general has a proud Scots and Irish heritage. For a spell in the Championship given the widely acknowledged lack of commitment in the team in recent seasons, and the mercenary feel of some of our foreign legion, I am fucking delighted to see an influx of Sweaty-socks and Paddys.

http://forums.scottishfootballforums.co.uk/uploads/monthly_12_2014/post-1826-0-48839700-1418221744.png 'Come and join our relegation struggle. It'll be grand'. Moyes the Red (& White)Neck Hill-Billy: "That Kone is about as sharp as a cue ball! Khazri and Lens couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle! But Yee-Ha, y'all like 'em young in there parts!"

funny but harsh.

Gayle and Perez look like,they're praying for mercy in that 'bandage' pic. "No more please, no more!"

The Guoff showing his predatory instincts...not.

What the hell is ganning on! It's a massacre out there.

:lol: that really cracked me up... Tbf though hoofing Kyle Walker for no good reason and missing first four of this season, is a letting us down. And himself, the naughty boy.

Yep, if nowt else it's got good comedic effect...

:lol: Terry Butcher bangs one in!

Oh Christ, Tony knobjockey Gale is on SPN again... if these buggers score, he is going to love it!

Coming off early in reserve game vs West Ham, at last sighting.

Feck! Feel for the lad, another great opportunity passes him by.

Weirdest thing you've ever said. was just thinking that we might sign him, if the teams swap divisions next year. Could do a player plus cash deal, thinking of a ginger snwap.

Watmore has the makings of a top class midfielder.

Moyes must me wondering what the hell he's got into. Even the atmosphere is embarrassing, if he was expecting something akin to Merseyside derby, he's got Tranmere vs Southport.

GP SURGERY.

Moyes must be really worried about what this season holds.