Bimpy474

My reply to the several slating him after Huddersfield away. We've got a serious player on our hands here. Alright, calm down Nostradamus.

Would be harsh after that performance. Think I heard on the radio their next four league games are Southampton (h), Man City (a), Man United (a), Chelsea (h). He's fucked. That Southampton game has got to be seen as 3 points, they look dreadful. I want us to go there and not lose 4-0 for a fucking start.

They are similar like. I was surprised the ref didn't give Ritchie a red I suppose because Ritchie didn't kick Mawson in the face he got a yellow, was very high like. Amazing how something like this happens the day after what happened yesterday. Even more amazing the fact it happened only a few weeks after Mbembas head was almost kicked out of the atmosphere resulting in not even a card. No scrutiny on that one. Aye, not even had a mention, except for us bringing it up

He got away with a not giving a penalty away today as well. It's gone rather unnoticed but he kicked the back of Carroll's (i think) legs when they put a cross in and put him on his arse. Even gave himself away by raising his hands to say he didn't do anything. Lucky little git, love him.

They are similar like. I was surprised the ref didn't give Ritchie a red I suppose because Ritchie didn't kick Mawson in the face he got a yellow, was very high like. Amazing how something like this happens the day after what happened yesterday.

Pops did well today, calm and composed.

'similar offence' Similar in that Ritchie didn't kick Mawsons head off, caught his arm mind, had a fecking great lump on it straight after.

Aye, that seemed to be Pardew's logic.

He said both of Ritchie's feet were off the ground, making it worse. Not noticing that Ritichie did slip as he made the challenge hence his other foot looking like it was off the ground as well.

The commentary from Alan Smith was ridiculous, he so wanted them to win at one stage i thought we were playing Real Madrid the way he went on. They were average and we were very good, you wouldn't have known it though. Pardew and Redknapp were praising us a lot to be fair but it was more focused on Lascelles than anyone else. Might be better if no one knows. The longer we have this lad, the better. Aye but as GeordieDazzler said, it won't be long before they're trying to sell him to one of the 'big' clubs.

The commentary from Alan Smith was ridiculous, he so wanted them to win at one stage i thought we were playing Real Madrid the way he went on. They were average and we were very good, you wouldn't have known it though. Pardew and Redknapp were praising us a lot to be fair but it was more focused on Lascelles than anyone else.

His tackles are timing, not supposed crunching man tackles that thick as fuck idiots like Cattermole make. They're about nicking the ball away if he can, if not then stop the ball but he's so clever, such a rolls royce player.

It's so nice to have charming and great coaches, not a shaved baboon and fat goalkeeping slob.

This is funny to be fair

Best performance for us, two key parts obviously, but he also led the team really well.

Brilliant performance the cheating diving tosspot. Love him

Wut

Nah Merson says Mike Phelan is a better choice What a f***ing idiot You could probably hire Merson as director of football sort of then do literally the opposite of all his suggestions and do pretty well Aye pretty much

Dear god.

Nah Merson says Mike Phelan is a better choice What a fucking idiot

Rather have Grayson than Rafa

And that one was worse as that player had no chance of reaching the ball, when you could argue Mane could. I agree that should have been a red, but Mane's is more dangerous just because of how fast he was flying in. It's amazing the amount of different opinions on these things, it's why we love football like.

And that one was worse as that player had no chance of reaching the ball, when you could argue Mane could.

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Carracher reckons red, not even a foul then