HaydnNUFC

That touch was more powerful than a Luuk de Jong shot.

Playing on New Year's Eve? That'll be bullshit. If it's true I'll be gutted though, I go on holiday the 13th.

Palace can fuck off and die. And may I also add what an utter thicket of winnets Palace fans are. They bring back an utter fucking arsehole of a manager disliked for being a completely unprofessional, arrogant prick of a man who they have some cult attraction too because he was one of the many shite players that have played for them in their complete irrelevance of a history, then they buy a bloke two year after he left us re-uniting him with said prick and suddenly they're full of hot air towards us across social media and message boards, and now their club apparently want another player of ours? Fuck off. We'll be a better attraction than them even in the Championship. People point at us and say we've won fuck all and we have to take it off Man Utd, Liverpool etc but I'm not having it off a club like fucking Palace, runners up for the FA cup in 1990 and this year and a third place finish in the top flight in the 1990-91 season and that's the best claims they have? Fuck right off. Their stadium looks like something Whitley Bay FC would turn their noses up at and they made their club record signing this season at around 10m. Fucking no marks. They can comment when they've managed at least a game more than the mackems in Europe, macron wearing tramps.

Can Pardew just die. The cunt

Says he wants to move to a "beautiful" club, but he hasn't thought about leaving?

Fucking licky lips

Southampton game was the final nail in his coffin. Thank fuck.

What the actual f***!? [emoji38] What does it even mean? paid the ultimate price ffs :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI6He95Se9o

How? If he was in the 23 man squad and he lit up the Euros, we'd have a harder job keeping him.

Well at least it'll be more likely that we'll keep him.

Man taken from league one to premier league by manager, is grateful, subsequently refuses to slag off manager to stranger in a nightclub. Hardly crime of the century. People need to get a grip like. That wasn't all he said though, was it. Basically said Newcastle were where they belonged in the bottom half and fans had ideas above their station. Essentially that's backing the way we've been run by Ashley. Were you there then?

This man is managing us in the Championship man.

Wor Ivan coming on.

No. He's been to St. Andrew's, Deepdale, the Madejski Stadium, Elland Road and The Den though.

Thread title

http://i.imgur.com/EfuSjv7.jpg "Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them." http://i.imgur.com/Ma2QpQM.jpg "Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag." http://i.imgur.com/qFRHDqB.jpg "Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance."

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Urgh.

Does any club have embroidered crests on the kits anymore?