HaydnNUFC

http://i.imgur.com/EfuSjv7.jpg "Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them." http://i.imgur.com/Ma2QpQM.jpg "Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag." http://i.imgur.com/qFRHDqB.jpg "Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance."

http://i.imgur.com/mHiBuc7.gif

Urgh.

Does any club have embroidered crests on the kits anymore?

The thing that worries me is how we're going to turn the away form around.

Aye, I liked that one. I like all of the all black kits we've had tbh. Especially this one http://i.imgur.com/F4ra9WS.jpg

I don't think he's said that but is this what you're thinking about? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/georginio-wijnaldum-everything-possible-newcastle-11374996

I'm thinking the collar on the away will be like this? Very smart imo.

If the collar on the away kit is the same on the home kit (the collar on the home atm is vile imo) I might have to push myself to get a kit of ours with Wonga as the sponsor.

Check out the big brain on Brett! He's a smart motherfucker that's right, we got relegated because we lost too many games.

Rafa

Aye, the website that's watermarked the image are usually right with kit leaks. I'd take it all with a pinch of salt though.

Not my best, but http://i.imgur.com/KJIcgqK.jpg

I don't mind that actually, bar the collar. What the fuck is that? But the rest of it I think is canny, even more so if there's stripes on the back. Wonga just tarnishes it all though and I can't bring myself to buy one of our shirts while that is our sponsor.

I'm absolutely right. http://i.imgur.com/sZXCKc5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Q8hZmOf.jpg Those gnashers wouldn't look out of place on a horse.

Nah, should've pulled out.

Hope Pardew dies.

Patter from Caulkin https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes/status/733795556024279040

http://i63.tinypic.com/20rs8eu.jpg

Rafa: "Stop fucking about, let me sort it out." Ashley: "OK, Rafa, let's do it your way." Rafa: "OK, you have my lists of scouts, physios, and players I want, who is going to secure them?" Ashley: "Rafa, I'll get Lee Charnley on it ASAP, whatever you want, Lee's your man." Rafa: "Stick your job up your arse, señor."

Keep laughing at this

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