HaydnNUFC

For clutching at more straws, Everton have taken 16 points from the games against the current bottom 4 home and away this season.

Sunderland will lose to Everton, so there is faint hope like there was on that day in 1996, but they beat Watford and we only draw anyway, so all of the hope dwindles away in front of us in typical NUFC fashion.

It'll be the usual colloquial Geordie stereotypes that they believe. "Deluded, ridiculous expectations, believe they should be in Europe every season, hounded a man who was doing a great job in Alan Pardew and treat him horribly, blah blah blah *insert more bullshit here*"

http://i.imgur.com/czx1jHe.png

10

http://i.imgur.com/p3GDsSA.jpg

That National Glass Centre place, does anyone else think that it looks like something from Total Recall? Even more so if the sky was red. http://i.imgur.com/tPV5Hln.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lfaZEbc.jpg

Since one hasn't been done thus far this week I thought I'll sort one. Possibly the greatest man to have ever lived, Rafa Benitez. http://i.imgur.com/57PbrnD.png

I'm at a 4 atm.

Only now for us to complete our great escape after looking dead and buried and win the league next year. HWTL.

Rafa'll have this one sorted. We'll hump them. 0-3.

4

2013 or 2009?

https://twitter.com/ShaunBiggs1/status/691017792217321479

I particularly liked the part about "sending us back to where we belong" even though we've only been outside of the top flight for two years in the PL era, compared to the yo-yo history that Palace have had. Stupid cunt.

http://i.imgur.com/6AXyj5y.png

We'll beat these. 2-0.

Spurs as well, if the title is wrapped up by the time we play them.

When was the last time we lost to Palace at SJP?

6.5

Chelsea (H) too, but I agree with the above post.

We always play well against them at home but end up losing by 2 goals.