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Well it'll probably be the same shite fans that wouldn't upset a librarian.

Aye. Big River as the fans are filtering in. Moving through 'Comin home Newcastle then Blaydon Races, Local Hero then the Old Spice theme.

When he first came in he was probably assured that the team was at PL levels of fitness, and able to maintain sustained pressure.

Not for the Saudis it ain't. The average Mail reader is perfect for them.

Let's hope so, and not "I got it wrong again Dad"

Uno Emery There's only uno Emery.

Has there ever been anything but silence from the club?

Step away from the crazy? This takeover has been crazy from the start, why stop now?

I appreciate the quotations but lets not start calling them celebs. It only encourages them.

Lascelles and Darlow have been mates for a long time. Lascelles is too concerned with protecting his mate if you ask me. It's understandable, I guess. Things are shite at the club so loyalties become more of a personal thing.

TBH, watching the game on Saturday felt very similar to watching England v Italy.

If it's HIS experts as opposed to the club's then of course they're advising HIM to take 4 days off

They'd beaten Watford, wolves and Villa.

I'll keep saying this until I'm blue in the face, but once Darlow is replaced by Dubravka, and the fitness levels are improved upon, that problem disappears.

Calling Spurs a winnable game is pushing it. We failed to beat Watford, Wolves, Leeds, Aston Villa and Southampton.

Almiron seems to naturally track back anyway. No reason why he can't do that from CAM to help Lewis out, leaving Maxi out wide to pick it up and run at the defence, with Almiron catching up to support.

You keep searching until you find what you're looking for. And then you hope we are what they are looking for. At the moment nobody is looking for us. Might be looking AT us, for now, which gives us a chance, but whoever it is will need some convincing.

Going to look weird after we spend 3 weeks working on getting the right man, only to sign Nuno the day after he's fired.

When did Fazackerley leave?

Last season he was trained by Arsenal.

Can't make a silk purse out of the leftovers of a fat pigs kebab.

When you look at the players on the pitch that are unable to last 60 mins, these are the ones who've been playing week in week out. How fit do you suppose those who haven't had the benefit are going to be. It's going to take weeks of full time training to get into shape. One down.

You need the fundamentals to carry off that style though. I'll never forget my Kid'n'Play haircut.

This. The squad has been semi-retired for two years, jut like the manager.

Weren't they shite without Jimenez?