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... only just realised Huddersfield are in the Premier League. I saw them in the drop down and honestly thought 'that must be a mistake'.

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Everyone looking at Coutinho... wondering... maybe he won't go to Barca.

Round 1 over http://i.imgur.com/tCRliGt.png

Jesus you're miserable. What you said was highly stupid, it had to be pointed out. Thank god you were here. If it hadn't been me, it would have been someone far less kind. Probably Mike, he's a great big ASShole.

James Milner is classed as a defender. Not even worth the punt for random goal bonus.

Jesus you're miserable. What you said was highly stupid, it had to be pointed out.

12 turns until my next pick, I'm going to come back to find Keiran Dyer the only viable option.

Steve Lomas picks Harry Kane via the powers of AFK.

Fancy an American website pissing all over an English website when it comes to a fantasy sports draft.

Guess who had #1 pick. Shak.

People going to be fighting over Rob Eliot in goal

I've been doing the stat lines on this. I've already predicated by victory. Rooney, Wayne will score 30 goals.

Sunderland launched their away kit last night during the game. It was 'hidden' on a fan who was wearing it while sitting in the crowd. Sky cameras focused in on him, but I don't think anyone noticed or cared. Amazing.

Derby are not the same team as they were last season, lost a few players. Different kit too

Lee would never do that, he's brave like a Jack Russell.

Aye Darron Grabban seems a canny player, his Manchester United heritage will come through.

Scott Carson is only 31. He must have made his debut when he was 12 or something, I feel like he's been around forever.

Decent tackle from Lee.

Scott Carson with the FIFA tactics.

:lol: wtf just happened

I'm sure Sunderland fans can go and support South Shields if things get really bad. They're a successful team, good owner, lots of money, grand plans and win nearly every week. It might take some getting used to, but there are options.

Scrapping it for the Premier League apparently. Norwich, Wednesday, and Leeds all in the league next, Hull in September as well. Ah, remember when we were in that league. Nice at first and horrific once you realised there were still 30 games left of it in may. It never bloody ends!