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Excile is like a kid desperately trying to impress his equally pointless mates, the soft shite at the bottom of the food chain who gets bullied into doing things.. The rest are the outcasts at school who formed a shit gang with an equally shit name.. like the MLFs… a group of self opinionated tossers who’ve never been to an away match before… They wouldn’t be out of place in the Viz, this team of knackers… Dan the Mackam football fan and his fyumin wanker marras.. “Wheeze excile… gan owa thee and hoy yer fingers up at those mag twats…” “Fuck off ye washy mag twats” “Haha… what deyar think o that lads” “Ah dinnar excile yeya fuckin mad one yeya” “Aye ah kna jlaws, mental me marra” As he turns around and gets lamped while the marras leg it…

Another observation if I may…. appreciate some of these lunatics may originate from Newcastle but Christ, they hate us using the word Geordie don’t they…it’s like something else that makes them feel inferior… hence their adoption of the word Mackem… the older ones from Sunderland fuckin hate the word and won’t be associated with it.. Imagine the meltdown if this discussion appeared on that daft forum… exile and sofatester going head to head in a weeezyeyaside death match… Personally I blame the 1993ers…

That’s exactly what I can’t understand. Mackem was always a derogatory term that we used for them…. Just shows how fucked up they are when they choose it as a nickname…

1984 v Liverpool FA Cup 3rd Round Geordie invasion of Merseyside… what a night, just a pity about the match really… And the all time classic echoing from the Anfield Road End ‘we all agree, Oz is harder than Yosser’… piss taking at its finest back in the day…

Had a look at that RTG site and can’t work out if it’s comedy gold or if I genuinely feel sympathy for some of the contributors… I mean, you would think some of these angry lunatics must be slightly maturing gents with families… ’Hi dad, had a good day’ ’weeze yeya son, FTM that’s all that counts son…FTM!!!’ ‘Aye ok dad, how was work’ ’work son…. Fuckin mag at work son… reckons they’re gonna win the title’ ’but you don’t work with any mags dad’ ’not the fuckin poynt marra… cos if a did they’d be delewded, fuckin 1992 and aaal that’ ’why not just focus on sunnnluunn dad’ ‘Eh… what for like.. and let them up the road off the huwk man for the atrocities they’ve been causing since October 21… bisto gravy horse punchers man’ ’howay dad log off now’ ’log off…. Log off….. MAG!!!!’

Didn't their own chairman Tom Cowie publicly state he wished sunderland fans were as good as Newcastle's? Sure that was before 1992 too....

Would Liverpool, Man Utd, Rangers or any other big club stand around and watch while their club is dragged down by a tw@t of an owner? The simple answer is No... We are absolutely crap at protesting man... Singing Ashley out followed by who's that team we all adore followed by where's the money gone followed by we love you newcastle... Load of bollocks.... If you want change do something about it instead of standing outside shops.... Last 5 minutes of a match, get on the pitch man... Can't deal with a few thousand can they?

Some people (all of us apparently) spat at him when he was England manager and didn't call up Keegan. Or something along those lines. Weren't we all sunderland fans back then though, pre 1992? This is true. I remember sitting in the old Fulwell Stand with my dad and brother cheering on our red and white heroes. We were all massive lads fans. Then Keegan came along and we all went to support them instead. Me 2. I was a MASSIVE lads fan until Keegan came along, then i f***ed them off and started supporting us mags. Me too... And along with everyone else in weeeezeyeyerside I hated being called a Mackem back then...

Heard Graham Rix is available.... He'd be welcomed with Messiah status by the wheezeyeyersider faithful.....