David Edgar

Anderson too slow on the ball - kinda predictable.

Schar can now scream at himself.

Keeper did not have that shot covered.

Get Willock off. The man isn't awake.

Lovely play by Longstaff. Shite by Isak.

Longstaff is perma-shit.

Dubravka injured?

Yellow card on the first foul. Nice and consistent from the EPL referees. I mean, it is a yellow, but there have been plenty of games recently where referees have let loads go early on.

Willock looks sluggish.

Can we release Murphy alongside those U21s? Even better, can we just release him before half time?

Longstaff is a conference footballer. Painful viewing. Him and Dummett define our youth academy.

Blew up early? Fucking knob.

We've got too many wank players on the pitch now.

Dubravka is terrible.

Idiot.

Fucking idiotic.

There is a reason he's ended up where he is.

Erik tenth minute of storage time

Quickest reaction he managed all day.

Aye, cos Dubravka looks as sharp as a tanto.

Yes, most. Especially compared to the Castore designs. I think the grandad collar is the only quality looking design. NTL isn't bad though.

They are consistent. Most Adidas home tops we had were poorly designed.

I fully expect Adidas to continue where they left off and deliver us an insipid yet overly complicated template. Castore pretty much nailed the design year on year. Pitty the rest of their operation is pony.