David Edgar

Urgh, devastated. That was quality.

Real lack of Kuolity on the pitch.

Messi is such a passenger for 95% of the game So bad Australia need some magic. Time to bring on the kid.

Schar looking very confident. Superby early play.

Wilson was boss

Was googling to see if Hillsborough was shut for a refurb or something

Eh? Why would it be at United's stadium?

C'mon, give us someone shit at home.

Outstanding. Simple, but brilliant.

Unless he has a touch of the flu or has a holiday booked.

Sterling, Mount, Rice, Kane, and Bellingham all worse. Doesn't mean Trippier was good. Southgate the worst of the lot.

100% this.

Are Australia gonna do the "leave it too late to switch up the players and lose the game" before they make subs, again?

Mad he went injured.

I miss Eddie Howe.

If England were playing Brazil, I'd be bloody delighted to see Fred involved ahead of Bruno

I'm baffled by Fred.

Mistaking a fidget spinner for Bruno

Where Mitrovic?

Hmmmm

This is so good. Think it applies to most of the Canadian attacking players

I thought J David would be way better than this showing.

Frustratingly shit second half. Both teams are pretty toilet.

Is he going to communicate in shoes similar to how that lawyer communicated via the medium of baked bread?

Gary Neville is a bit thick.