David Edgar

"£5k says I don't make a single sub." Tonali, "you're on man "

Lovely move again. We have had the better of the passing moves despite barely having the ball.

***Laughs in Howe***

We could give Fulham Alan Pardew's contract worth of time and they still wouldn't score.

Fulham are shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite.

"WELL IT IS GOING TO BE GIVEN." You sound upset, Lee?

What a weirdo

DIXON

Oh I'm sorry, I mean "a rare attack." Fuck you Lee.

Nice move.

Fulham

Isak looks soooooo sharp.

Time to bin Murphy. He's rusty as hell.

Screaming for that

Miley never tackles with his full force. Hope he starts getting stuck in sooner rather than later.

It is time to send Dan Burn to the glue factory. Give us Tino.

Fulham are just pressing us really well. And some of our players aren't great under pressure (Burn, Longstaff, Murphy).

Commentary now suggesting that we somehow make this a Champions League fixture and then retroactively disallow the goal.

Commentators still crying about the goal

I would like more of the same from Fulham

London calling not exactly the most inspirational tune to walk out to.

Weird that I'm not as down as the board in a game

Haha, that shot like a child

Can VAR look at that? Dangerous as fuck by Tete, the cunt.

Absolutely lush defending by Trippier. Miley has a knack of winning tackles but the ball ending up with an opponent