David Edgar

Longstaff man. Awuf.

Eddie sitting on his hands Howe wake the fuck up.

Burn is getting destroyed. Fucking wake up Howe.

Wasn't going in. Fuck me Murphy.

Over the ball and dangerous much?

Time to bin Isak. Liability.

Dickhead in goal for Villa trying to land his studs on Schar there.

Gordon having another honking game.

Thing is, there is precedent for CMs who breakthrough very early: they burn out early. I hope he is looked after.

Hermes didn't arrive then?

Like, he's a really smart player. You can tell that he has seen what the optimum play is very early when he gets the ball. And when he has the time and space, he always executes the optimum pass. Sometimes when things are a little more pressured, he is very keen to keep it safe and secure and will dismiss the optimum play that would properly open up the opposition in favour of a safe possession retaining pass. I think that's what Howe is asking and Miley is smart enough to be able to deliver what is wanted. But I really want to see him unleashed, cos I reckon he's gonna set the world alight eventually.

I keep thinking that he is falling well short of his capability, so he is either playing well within himself or this is what he is going to offer in his career. I'm still firmly in the former camp, so fingers crossed he releases the shackles sooner rather than later.

GET IN WOOOOOOOO

I think Krafth had the goal covered anyway.

I think Dixon has hung himself.

Only a B+ performance from the fans so far. Need to get an Antoine Sibierski song out or they've fallen short.

LONGSTAFF WON A FREEKICK GOING DOWN KLAXON

Tino and Miley playing so conservatively. Lads, just fucking play.

OOOOOOH COLOCCINI

Nice tracking by Lewis Livramento Miley.

Big Michael Jackson fans.

"I want a Fulham goal." Lee not holding back.

Dubravka always shits himself when he has to leave his line. Bless.

Bruno is drunk.