David Edgar

Willian doesn't belong on this pitch. He's from a previous era of football as far as my brain is concerned

Apart from standing 5 yards offside you dumb bastard

That's better Murph

Fulham are pony. Been quietly confident all game. They've ran super hard, we've been sloppy and yet they've had barely anything. We will grow into this further.

Cry more Dixon.

Arm is tucked in. Fucking shite rule if it isn't given.

Wilson threw himself in and got hurt. Oh well.

Bruno stinking

Playing badly. Still easily in the game.

Reed is a right little cunt. Needs a yellow.

Fulham are running really hard. They should fade.

Longstaff seems to be running in Jupiter's gravity.

Ref man

Miley been on the weights?

Isak looks sharp.

Dubravka planted

Simulation. Ref nonce

The standard of play is diabolical.

We do need to consider this is his first game in months. Gonna be a little rusty.

Ah, Murphy is BACK. Awful.

Burn starting out like an oil tanker.

Has Murphy's arm fallen off yet?

CD skipping.

Hermes on the bench? Heard he has poor timing on his deliveries.

*cough cough*