David Edgar

Oh no, we are really gonna miss his... erm, falling over.

Murphy isn't good enough for this level.

Oh, strikers are allowed.

You're not allowed that many players, that's illegal.

The karate chump continuing his shite form.

PIF bought a new one to prove they still mean business. The fruits of 20 months of a effort.

Although, there is no place for these horrible personal attacks on Bruce and by extension, his family. Shame on you.

Sounds like they need to roll their sleeves up. But only after they've dusted themselves down.

Kuol on the bench.

All this narrative about Wrexham being "dragged up" the leagues from the commentators. Dragged up with millions and millions.

Never sunny in Southampton.

The amore arsehole, bocce bastard, cannoli cunt, ducati dickhead, espresso arsehole, fiat fucker, gondola gobshite, hand-gesture knobhead, italiano idiot, juventus jerkoff, kappa knob, linguine loser, mafioso motherfucker, napoli numbnuts, olive oaf, pizza prick, quattrocento quim, risotto NO CHATGPT NO, spaghetti shithead, tiramisu twat, uffizi useless prick, vespa wanker, wine wanker, x-mas panettone prick, yachting yob, zamboni dick CUNT is working for AC Milan with that tweet.

Wonder what the Amore asshole, Bocce buffoon, Cannoli clown, Ducati dimwit, Espresso idiot, Fiat fucker, Gondola goon, Hand-gesture halfwit, Italiano ignoramus, Juventus jerk, Kappa klutz, Linguine loser, Mafioso moron, Napoli numbskull, Olive oaf, Pizza prat, Quattrocento quack, Risotto reprobate, Spaghetti slimeball, Tiramisu twerp, Uffizi usurper, Vespa vermin, Wine-cellar wazzock, X-mas panettone pinhead, Yachting yahoo, Zamboni zero CUNT is gonna tweet this afternoon in response.

Lovely. He isn't gonna set the league on fire just yet, but he has a very bright future.

Like Howe making it crystal that Isak isn't injured.

Oh, I forgot Villa.

I'm gonna be so anti-Birmingham this season. Both of their clubs.

Ipswich players launching the balls into the crowd after scoring

Lovely.

(haven't seen that gif in years)

Essential signing or this season is gonna be a fucking horrible slog.

There are some lovely bits in the city centre. But I ended up spending a fair bit of time there last month and I was never too far away from some unpleasantness Lowlights: spiced up man running down the pavement before crashing out and falling to the floor with his head over the kerb right by a tram stop - this was at Grand Central. Two people walking up to a wall by McDonalds - just up from the Bullring - and pissing all over it before having a very loud conversation about scoring some drugs and worrying about their probation meetings. Really unpleasant types blocking pavements walking into the centre along a road from Millennium Point, with loads of broken glass bottles about. I also find the area around the Bullring just a bit too busy - which isn't a major negative - just a personal dislike. Feels like you're easily harassed and didn't enjoy walking there with my kids. Obviously, Snow Hill, Brindley Place, around the library and museum and plenty of other bits are class. But my overall impression was of an unease that I was never that far away from it being uncomfortable. Haven't had that feeling when I've been around the main bits of say Manchester, Newcastle and the touristy bits of London. There will no doubt be similar areas in those cities, but I never get that uncertain feeling there quite like I did in Birmingham. Hanley (Stoke's main town) has really started to go that way too around the main shopping streets. Wasn't like that 5 or so years ago.